• "I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." (Harry Potter)
• I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
• "You should have died! Died rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you!" (Sirius Black)
• "Now, my three friends could hardly fail to notice that I disappeared once a month. I made up all sorts of stories. I told them my mother was ill, and that I had to go home to see her... I was terrified they would desert me the moment they found out what I was. But of course, they, like you, Hermione, worked out the truth... And they didn't desert me at all. Instead, they did something for me that would make my transformations not only bearable, but the best times of my life. They became Animagi." (Remus Lupin)
• Harry and Ron both made furious moves toward Malfoy but Hermione got there first. SMACK!

She had slapped Malfoy across the face with all the strength she could muster. Harry, Ron, Crabbe and Goyle stood flabbergasted as Hermione raised her hand again.

• "Uncle Vernon: What’s that? If it’s another form for me to sign, you’ve got another--

Harry Potter: It’s not. It’s a letter from my godfather. Uncle Vernon: Godfather? You haven’t got a godfather! Harry Potter: Yes I have. He was my mum and dad’s best friend, he’s a convicted murderer, but he’s broken out of wizard prison and he’s on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me though – keep up with my news, check I’m happy."