- Mrs. Lumpkin (kindergarten): sat me next to a boy who told me I wasn't allowed to laugh at his jokes. She retired the next year.
- Mrs. Jones (1st grade): constantly made fun of the kid with special needs, became a reading coach the next year.
- Mrs. Davis (2nd grade): was rumored to have had a heart attack while screaming at her class. She won the school's genius fundraiser; they "arrested" a teacher and took her down to the county jail for a day.
- Ms. Cusick (3rd grade): a gorgeous Pittsburgh native, decorated the classroom for Steelers season, hosted a Lemony Snicket-themed party and a Mardi Gras party
- Mrs. Melnikoff (4th grade): was pregnant that year, refused to play that old-timey game where you whack a wooden hoop with a stick
- Ms. Croce (5th grade): Pittsburgh native, first-time teacher that year, let us have a silly string fight on the last day of school
oct 26 2013 ∞
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