• it won't be long until i come home by hidden_onigiri. PG-13.

The average South Korean male will spend approximately one year, nine months, and twenty-nine days serving in the army, counting down the seconds until their release. They’re not the only ones.

• be with me so happily by sinisterkids. PG-13.

Minseok wants the ground to swallow him up when people realise that the Chicken Guy is serenading the Burger Guy and he wants to scream, “No! Can’t you see that it’s a promotion technique?”

• kitty kitty bang bang by dailanche. PG-13.

Luhan is one restraining order away from getting the man of his dreams.

• Together Anywhere by horrours. PG-13.

This scene is a bit misleading: with the two of them sitting there, Luhan's hand in Minseok's and his head leaning against Minseok's shoulder, they look like any other happy couple. But this is all wrong. There are serene expressions on their faces, and Luhan's thinking, stop. There are soft smiles on their lips, and Luhan's thinking, go away. Their fingers are laced tightly together, and Luhan's thinking, why are you doing this. Minseok's resting his head on top of Luhan's, and Luhan's thinking, haven't you made this hard enough already? Because, really, this is all very misleading. None of this is what it looks like.

• guess that this must be the place by intherubble. PG-13.

“Yes, my pretty stalker I was telling you about,” Minseok smiles winningly at Lu Han over the rim of his coffee. or the au where Lu Han is famous and Minseok doesn't like movies.