- "You need to hit yourself on the head with a ruler so that you don't get any taller."
- "Goose? In the middle of the highway?" "Ummm no... that's a cop."
- "Luna, no Marty. Wait, Dad? No... Lyn! Yeah, that's it. Ummm, what was I saying?"
- "So I was talking about you, calling you Rozlyn and she was talking about a Lyn, and it only took us like forever to figure out that you were the same person."
- "Any time you bring a boyfriend in here, I'm gonna run around like Steve Urkel and explain that I'm your biggest hero ever!"
- "How are you home, I thought you had school?" "I am in school...?" "Umm no. You took a helicopter to get home." "So I took a helicopter from the school, five minutes away, just to ditch?" "Yep!"
- "That woman must think I have problems, every five minutes I'm hugging another kid that's at least ten years younger than me. Who wants to freak her out next?"
- "So who are you? Roz, Rozlyn or Lyn? Cuz for the last five years I thought you were Roz, then, as soon as you became an instructor, you decide it's Lyn??" "It's always been Lyn..."
- "We're cousins, we don't shake hands. We hug!"
- "If he's hot, and he looks like he might be, I'm gonna ask him out, I really am." "Uhh, Chels?" "Yeah?" "That's your dad."
- "I'm Lithuanian... So doesn't that like make me Superman???"
- "You don't need air, it's only H2O."
- "I'm going change my name to Kra Z. Fantastic, it's gonna be awesome."
- "I think I might like this song, who's it by?" "Kelly Clarkson, I think." "Nevermind. I hate it."
- "There is way too much estrogen in here, you can just smell it. You and me, Mike, we need to stick together in times like these, when we're being outnumbered like this."
- "Ok Scott, you need to sit in the trunk cuz Lyn gets the front seat." "Why?" "Ummm... Cuz... She's the youngest, that's why!"
- "You're left-handed? Since when?" "Oh, just a few days ago, I thought it was time for a change."
- "Don't be afraid sis, it's only a small mountain." "SHUT UP ANGIE! You're speeding down a very steep, very tall mountain and there's no telling when we're gonna go off the side!"
- "You cause too many problems Lyn, being all left-handed like that. You know, way back when, they would have cut your left hand off if you didn't use the CORRECT hand."
- "So I've been staring at the picture that they say looks like a joint, but I can't see like a knee or elbow from that at all." "That's cuz they mean joint, as in smoking a joint? Geez. Well I guess I should be glad, because now I know for sure you don't do that stuff."
- "He's a creeper." "Come on, he's a nice guy." "Fine, he's a nice creeper." "Cuz that's not creepy at all." "SEE! He is a creeper!"
- "Oh, and her. She's a trouble maker." ... "I don't think you have ever been in trouble in your life."
- "You know, you are way too nice sometimes. How are you supposed to be a black belt when you won't even knock out your best friend?"
- " We are gonna teach her the stalking rules." "I don't even know the rules." "Yes you do. We stay in the car, cept at Liz's."
- "Wait? You have friends? I did not know that."
- "So how many sit-ups, push-ups, and squats are we doing?" "How about 150, 100, and 4 minutes?" "Good idea, 300, 250, and 10 minutes! Don't you guys love work out class?"
- "Yeah, me and the cat like to hang out in the garage on Mondays and smoke cigars while having a beer, but you're here today, so she's gonna be mad at you."
- "I just remember seeing you flailing to your room so you could hide from us. Now why would you do that?"
- "Well if the kids don't behave, just stick them in a preheated oven for 30 minutes, let them cool, and enjoy!"
- "Uno, dos, tres, siete!" "No, siete is seven." "Oh, ok. Uno, dos, tres, cinco!"
- And when I read that you put he was a nice creeper, I just thought 'What would he do if he read that???'" "Yeah, cuz everytime he sees something about a nice creeper he just thinks 'Oh man, they're talking about me again!'"
- "You are like the video game warrior I can't defeat!!!!"
- "What stays in the car, happens in the car."
- "So it's Oak like an Oak tree and Lawn like cutting your lawn?" "Yup, Oak Lawn." "It's really not Oakalawn?? You sure?"
- "SUNSHINE!!!!"
- "Your name has both a 'z' and a 'y'? You're so lucky, Rachel doesn't have either."
- "I don't think you can get sunburnt after putting on a gallon of sunscreen!"
- "I choose to not be serious around my family" "And you also choose not to be smart."
- "Sorry if I keyed you." "You mean kicked me?"
- "I'M NOT CRAZY" (in a packed room of strangers that all decided to stop talking right then)
- "Who would call the fire department to get a cat off of the sidewalk?"
- "I love the fire police."
- "Police!" "Watch out grandma, they're coming for you."
- "I love the mystery South American fish!"
- "Well, does he have a brother????"
- "Cubapro??? What's that?" "Umm, scuba-pro?"
- "I went blueberrying!"
- "YOU BITCH, why didn't you tell me today was your birthday???"
- "Your Aunt Angie would share her ice cream with the neighbors dog, but if you saw a dog, you froze and started screaming."
- "AHHHH turkeys!!" "oh, are you afraid you'll hit them." "NOOOOOOOOO! I hope they don't attack me!!!!!!"
- "Yeah, I always thought you looked like a man."
- "It's just like a jigsaw puzzle, but you have to put it together."
- "I can't even summon my vocab."
- "Sometimes...I just have thoughts."
- "What is your biggest pet peeve?" "People talking."
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