Puns:

• A physic with dwarfism was sent to jail. When he escaped, the newspaper headings were "Small medium at large"
• What type of overalls does Mario wear? . . .Denim, denim, denim.
• How do aliens organize an outer space party? They planet.
• What did the buffalo say to his son when he left? Bison.
• I tried to capture fog but i mist.
• What do you call a fake noodle? . . . An impasta!
• What concert cost 45 cents? . . . 50 Cent ft. Nickleback
• Don't go bacon my heart!
• I bought shoes from a drug dealer . . . I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

Jokes:

• Knock, knock! . . .Who's there? . . .A little old lady. . .A little old lady who? . . . I didn't know you could yodel!