- Amazon Printer
- buy printer from Amazon to print return slip
- Dog Training in Public
- Whistle and click/snap fingers when people see me with Pickle so it looks like I know what I'm doing
- Apartment neighbor pulls back eyelids to imitate Chinese landlord
- The government shut down Pokémon Go servers to prevent people from coming together and being happy (what if people still played Pokémon go rant)
- Strip Clubs
- Feel like one car with multiple parking spots that I don't want to pay for
- new barber takes a shit while i wait in chair for haircut
- baseball stats joke
- first lefty to hit seven hits in World Series game
- but they get too specific
- with three singles before 5th inning
- in national league with under 90 regular season wins
- with blind Venezuelan left fielder
- engagement photos with too many things in pockets of guy
- working at Ninja restaurant and not getting "hi-yah" right
- working at Philly office job
- not responding to the pimp at red roof in and the hookers (chasing customer into room, blood stain on wall, broken mattress)
- middle school music teacher giving out scented hand lotion as a reward and kids getting jazzed about it as in genuinely excited
- Poetry reading where people who don't have jobs talk about eating ass and apologize for their soft voice
- Work -- no one actually wants to sit in an office doing meaningless work, but we all stress over it and act like it's normal when we have only one life to live
- outlook displays Jesus corona from LA office as “corona Jesus”
- why couldn’t locksmith find a job? He didn’t have right combination of skills
- what’s the difference between a priest and a billionaire? A priest will fuck a little boy, a billionaire will fuck half the population
- Pokemon as a measure of age (if she doesn't remember the sailing on the SS Anne after beating Lt Surge she's too young for you)
- Talkative rich French client on E 76th St talking to me at elevator bank without realizing doors are closing on me as she continues to chat
- Taking the Bus
- Teens are always loud and dangerous or well behaved looking at you like "did you just hear what she said"
- Lady spraying perfume on herself around 50 other passengers
- The weird coffee shop
- No bathroom even though it serves food
- Smells like living room and has one Asian guy working there
- Directly across from projects
- Lived a block away several years ago and never knew it existed
- Urban Outfitters customer service southern black lady
- asked how to pronounce Topolski and said it rolls off the tongue
- asked about polish food and i said pieroies and goulash
- said there's lots of cabbage and i was like, yeah
- said she likes all food but rabbit, because she had a pet rabbit and her family used to eat rabbit and said "that's your pet"
- said every caller is from brooklyn or canada and asked if there are stores in brooklyn or canada
- PEPPER - pre-ground table black pepper is like a cigarette butt you smoke that you found on the street. There is no excuse for not having a $50 pepper mill and fresh ground pepper at all times
- Tourette Syndrome barber
- Physical Nurse at doctor's office
- are you sexually active? men, women, or both? condom or pull out method?
- Getting a dry and raw mouth and having the treatment prescribed at CityMD being anti-fungal vaginal cream with over the counter availability
aug 26 2022 ∞
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