- "I know abdc obsession is gay, but celebrating monthiversaries in your 20s is way gayer"
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" Today is friday and Im gon party tonighht"
- "Dear Smook, I miss you too. My heart Hungers for you like my stomach does food in the morning. Love, Jessica
- "Yea when I was littly, my dad and I would walk our dog and get ice cream at Mr. Whippys"
- __ just shared with me that she wants a nostril reduction (nostril flare)
- i got you with tacos nigga
- i never considered the concept of random guys having random guys of their own. very interesting
- i am going to rep fat inc to the fullest today. holls sy yo' girl
- theyre probably gonna email me every time kim's ass gets bigger which is. like . 45x a day
- I just saw a fupa on a customer. Im doing an extra-rigorous workout tomorrow.
- okay your username is smook, email __@gmail.com and password is wawa
- Yesterday i fell in the bathtub trying to shave. stupid belly was in the way & I tried on a dress @ jc penny & got stuck in it for 15 mins=\
- omg i literlly just slit my wrist while cutting a box at work. did i just commit suicide on accident?
- my friend ran into rach... FWD: I saw one of your friends in my store. She's pregnant too. What the fuck are yall doing? Having conception parties?
- um. i think im going into labor.
- I got a speeding ticket on my way to visit rach today. court date is the week im due. I hate the police
- Juneau Makenna Fuentes Torres=] born 11:20 a.m. with lots of pain & pushing
- I am trying to cut my toenails right now and its like the biggest struggle of my life bdsa
- How come youre always trying to feed me?? Are you trying to fatten me up n sacrifice me to your gods???
- Yesterday when you came back after the fight i wanted to do the slow clap but i was holding juneau.
- haha that would be some shit. giant muta and a sudden live on-camera lactation explosion. I would drive off the bridge on the way home.
- I hope when you drink outta that glass, the shot glass falls out.
- What happened to my underwear???? I woke up not wearing any.
- I hope I took them off in my sleep n not in front of anyone.
- I saw a sandwich on the floor at Maras
- I kept pulling everyones dresses up. idk why and they wouldn't know it so they would be walking around with their butt hanging out. i got weak.
- I'm trying to strategically plan and balance tonight and tomorrows alcohol intake.
- Bc she's a hoodrat. N a thief. N a waste of space. Bitch. I hope they arrest her.
- He'll be in my sexy bjorn while i dance on the bar tonight.
- Where the fuck is her bra?!!? I almost vomited
- OMG lisa do yoga! it's painful! I have mad respect for yoga lol
- [picture of the cover of 'Hurley' by Weezer] Isn't this the guy from Lost? He's on the cover of the Weezer cd. I bought it cause I support my girl Smook. / What the hell is smook doing on the cover of a weezer cd & how come she didnt tell us. / I don't know dude. I feel all left out and shit.
- I'm sorry, I'm still laughing at the cd cover. Shit is mad weak. It was on the endcap at best buy and i turned the corner and was like hold up, hold the fuck up.
- I had to bring my phone into the bathroom to text you back cause our HR director is right by my desk... and i couldn't wait to respond.
- If you look up "love" in the dictionary, there's a picture of you wafting your poo fumes into my face as I turn on the water to your clogged toilet.
- Today I saw, smelled, and plunged your poo. Joey did not take a nap at all until 5 minutes ago - he was awake for 12 hours straight, and now it's storming. What is this, the 4th of july from hell?
- There are some hot ass cocaine and heroine addicts at the recovery center I'm doing clinicals at. BDSA
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