• When she thought lotion was perfume, when we were at the mall, and she yelled in the middle of the store
  • She was looking for the vacuums one time, but the sales associate led her to the Bathrooms.
  • When I caught her belly dancing downstairs.
  • Whenever she has conversations with my friends.
  • She just farted and I gave her a bad look, and she giggled.
  • It was so cold in my house, my mom looked like she was about to go snowboarding while making soup.
  • My mother picked up a feather from the ground (it was from one of my pillows) and says "i hope you're not letting a dog in here."
nov 9 2009 ∞
nov 15 2010 +