Yoongi’s never really understood why it’s a stereotypical thing for alphas to have some obsession with omega’s necks. He’d always thought that was kind of weird and just some macho ‘make your mate submit by biting their throat’ thing until he’s alone in the kitchen with Park Jimin and his damn shirt falls down his damn shoulder.

Yoongi might not seem like it, but he’s a romantic at heart. Call him old fashioned, but he wants the scent he carries with him to be the same one he comes home to. He doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with that even if it isn’t a belief a lot of young people share.

When Jimin is chosen amongst the other Flowers as the next sacrifice for the Lake Dragon, to ensure that the beast keeps their village safe for another year, Jimin is expecting a quick yet painful death.

He was not expecting to get a house. Or a courtship, for that matter.

Jimin is a wolf of the Park clan, which is at war with the Min clan. To broker an alliance, they want to enter into a contract called the Soul Bond.

The Soul Bond is less than mating but more than casual sex. It’s something in between where the two parties may hash out the terms for the production of children. The Park clan intends to have either Jimin or one of his siblings enter the contract.

Jimin doesn’t want to be picked because it means he will have to leave his home and his family. He thinks the Soul Bond is basically a hostage situation. He is more or less correct.

Jimin gets bullied and harassed a lot for being an omega, a prude, a huge nerd and every teacher's pet.

Cue Min Yoongi, infamous leader of a biker gang, coming to his rescue with the most badass roasts, only leaving Jimin with nothing more than a name and his bad rep.

For a second, the dragon looks as though it's going to bump its head against Jimin’s palm, giving him the chance to graze his fingers over its glinting scales.

But then the second is over, and the dragon snorts instead, warm smoke coming out of its nostrils and blowing Jimin’s hair back. Then it turns around and goes back into its cave, leaving Jimin standing there and feeling like an idiot.

Taehyung appears by his shoulder seconds later, whistling lowly. “Well, that didn’t work. No worries though, Jimin! I’m going to find another way to get my necklace back. Sorry for dragging you all the way out here.”

Jimin says, “It laughed at me.”

Taehyung blinks. “What?”

“Taehyung, that dragon bastard laughed at me.”

With the help of their five year old "matchmaker" Taehyung, Yoongi and Jimin stumble into each other's lives. Cue the awkward, messy pining and dating adventures with a noisy kid in their way.

Jimin’s daughter’s favorite place is the playground opposite Yoongi’s apartment.

Yoongi treasured his sleep. Everyone who knew him knew that there were few things in the world that could come between Min Yoongi and a good night’s rest. So how he found himself in the beverage aisle caught in a staring contest with a toddler at 10-fucking-p.m., he couldn’t be quite sure.

She hadn’t been ready to be a mother and Yoongi hadn’t been ready to be a father, but where she had turned tail and run, Yoongi had vowed never to do the same.

it's ass o'clock in the morning and min yoongi will fight whoever is keeping him up so late--that is until he meets the source behind all the noise.

or

park jimin has trouble controlling his son, but somehow that becomes more of a blessing than a problem.

in which yoongi is a single parent. but that single status might change soon and that's all thanks to his son, jihoon.

or

“my kid has a crush on you and demands that i walk over here so they can talk to you yeah um hi this is awkward” but not really bcos it's the other way around???

Jimin must meet his son, Hajoon's, mom at a café once a month for visitation. The worker behind the counter happens to be very cute and flirtatious.

Mother and son from Busan meet father and son from Daegu.

When his friends dragged him to some secluded, intimate beach resort for their summer break, all that Yoongi expected to get were cheap souvenirs, sand between his toes, and a lot of sunburns.

He didn’t expect that a beautiful boy with honey skin, soft copper hair, and a smile so bright and happy would steal his heart instead.

Jimin falls in love with each and every smile that blooms on Yoongi's lips. A secret stolen thing, just for him.

Jimin is a caring guy with more love to give than being taken until a lucky stray cat hybrid finds his way into Jimin's arms.

Yoongi gets to live the life he never thought he’d get to have, and he gets to do it with the man he loves right by his side.

Yoongi doesn’t know what he was expecting, exactly, when Taehyung called the day before asking about the pool in his mini-greenhouse, but it certainly wasn’t this.

This being opening his door to find Taehyung and Jungkook on his porch, the former with his fist raised mid-knock even though the doorbell is right fucking there, the latter standing a few steps behind him and smiling rather sheepishly while bridal-carrying a mermaid.

A goddamn mermaid.

It is too early for this, Yoongi decides.

[or: jimin dreams of travelling on land and yoongi is a genius witch who can help]

Jimin doesn’t really lie so much as he chooses not to mention a certain truth to a certain witch, but he has his reasons. And they’re perfectly valid reasons, thank you very much, as a certain fairy and a certain half-human, half-pixie have constantly reassured him. Reasonable reasons. A surprise won’t exactly work if the person meant to be surprised gets a heads-up about it, after all.

Still, that logic doesn’t stop the little twinge of guilt in Jimin’s chest when he sees Yoongi’s text saying, Have a safe trip, I’ll see you in two days <3 (he even used a heart, Jimin thinks dazedly) when in fact Jimin a) is already out of Busan and has been crashing on Taehyung and Jungkook’s couch since yesterday, and b) will be seeing Yoongi not in two days, but just one. He just tries to shake it off by imagining the surprised look on his boyfriend’s face when he comes knocking on his door bright and early tomorrow, armed and ready for their first date.

And, wow. Their first date.

So. Okay. Yoongi found a mermaid. Inside a fish tank. In an a public aquarium. As if his week couldn't get any weirder.

Yoongi was enjoying his Boxing Day evening in solitude when he hears a mysterious noise coming from the alleyway beside his house. He finds a calico cat hybrid abandoned in the snow and takes him in.

He soon realises that the kitten is not versed in the human world at all, and sets about helping him become someone outside of his owner's property.

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