- Despite being 1 of 334 species of Marsupial, *the Koala* is extremely cute and has brought billions of precious tourist dollars to Australia. Geneticists have traced the origins of the Koala and have consequently identified a descendant that they share with us (humans). This suggests that our genetic make-up is similar to the Koala's and as there is a recent break-out of chlamydia in the Koala population, a potential vaccine could be made for both us and them. So Respect!
- Being the focus of many folk lore and superstitions, *The Cat* demands respect with its retractable claws and its ability to crush your self-esteem with one glance and simple body language. Having been associated with humans for more than 9,500 years - the cat has assumed some of our more questionable traits, like entering a foreign habitat and destroying all the native inhabitants. The Cat has also gained a formidable reputation by its skill of killing its owner by sleeping on their face, Respect This Creature By Getting Yours Spade or Neutered
- As a freak of nature, *the Black Panther* isn't actually a species of animal but a colour variant of several larger cats species which include the Jaguar, The Leopard and The Cougar. In fact they may not even be black, they may maintain the dominant colouring of the species but still require the labeling due to some other aspect. So when you're walking through the dense forests of China, Myanmar, Assam, Nepal, Africa or America and you are attacked by some large black cat-like thing which you didn't see cause it can completely blend into its surroundings- don't call your attacker a Panther, remain opened minded and respectful. For if it looks like something, it may not be even real...
- With a bite-force only matched by its speed, *The Alligator Snapping Turtle* is a freshwater fish assassin. It uses a worm-like tongue to draw in its prey and idiots alike, from there it snaps its mouth shut with a force which can break the human-shin. When cornered, The Alligator Snapping Turtle uses its hind legs to launch itself a whole 61 cm into the air, which is between the knee and the crutch of the average man. So if you fall for its worm, it will grab yours - Respect!
- Nature's own petty criminal, *The Kea* is driven by a high intelligence and deadly curiosity. As the only alphine parrot found in New Zealand, it spends its day destroying cars and harassing elderly women.There has been a long time investigation into whether The Kea has been attacking livestock such as sheep, in 1993 this investigation concluded that some Kea had formed a specialist gang who preyed on healthy sheep at night. This leads me to say, WHEN WILL IT END!? HOW LONG WILL IT BE BEFORE THEY ARE ATTACKING INNOCENT CHILDREN!? In my opinion not soon enough - Respect!
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