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  • If you're single, it's really annoying.
  • It's cheesy.
  • Everyone asks who your Valentine is, and if you don't have one like me, it makes you want to cry.
  • I always eat too much candy.
  • I forget to make cards and then I feel like a jackass.
  • Everyone takes it too seriously.
  • I don't really like chick flicks.
  • It's too cold and too early to be festive.
  • Everyone who's in a relationship is always deliriously happy and excited, and it makes me want to kick something.
  • Cupid must be retarded, because he has terrible aim.
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