- O.M.G. by Usher. OMG, I HATE THIS SONG.
- Teenage Dream, Firework, California Girls... Anything by Katy Perry. Ever again. Ever. Again. Her voice is more auto-tuned than Ke$ha's.
- Baby by Justin Bieber. I don't hate Justin Bieber. I think he's actually a pretty funny kid. But it's like cupcakes: Too much means you get fat and turn into a soccer mom. Just science, people.
- December by Daughtry. STOP MAKING MUSIC. Your voice can't strain like that. You're going to break it.
- Only Girl by Rhianna. Again, have you ever had any voice training?! DON'T BELT LIKE THAT. In five years, her voice will be even worse, maybe even gone completely if we're lucky.
- Hold it Against Me by Britney Spears. Kay, I fucking love Britney. But this song is so whiny and annoying. A rare miss.
- 'Just the Way You Are' by Bruno Mars. The radio people played this so much that it makes me wanna throw a grenade at them... I wonder if Bruno would catch it...?
- Not Afraid by Eminem. Eminem is my man. But this song just makes me laugh for some reason. His voice is so ridiculous in this song.
- I'm just gonna re-iterate: FIRWORK. Shit. They use this song for EVERYTHING! Katy Perry, GO AWAY. And give me your husband.
- That fucking dirtybit song from The Black Eyed Peas. AAAARGHHH WHY ARE YOU ALLOWED TO BE FAMOUS.
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