• GLEE.

Just all-around fantastic. It has so much heart and real daring to face the issues like it does. The music is wonderful, the cast is phenomenal, the writing is absolutely genuine. I cannot say anything bad about this show.

• Jersey Shore.

People take it too seriously... It's supposed to be funny. And it is! Yay!

• Ghost Adventures.

It's so fun to watch... Freaks me out, which is hard to do!

• Futurama.

I LOVE THIS SHOW. Kiss my shiny metal ass.

• Metalocalypse.

Name the hurricane? Uh, Scrambles. Scrambles, the... Death Dealer.

• Pushing Daisies!

I'm so sad that this show got canceled. I mean, come on. Ellen Greene, Swoozie Kurtz, Kristen freaking Chenoweth? It was narrated by Jim Dale, for pete's sake. I own both seasons on DVD, because it's so quirky and wonderful. To heck with you, TV people who canceled this show! TO HEEEECK.

• Avatar! The Last Airbender.

Oh yeah, I remember the rest of the song! AND DIIIIIIE. And no, not the shitty Shamalan movie. The real, animated show on Nickelodeon.

• iCarly.

Spencer is my dream man and will one day be mine.

• That 70's Show.

HELLO WISCONSIN.

• Jackass.

I don't know why I like this show. But I do.