- It's the land of the sexy gingers.
- J.K.Rowling is Scottish!
- So is Sean Connery.
- Seriously, have you ever heard Scottish people talk? Their accent is AWESOME.
- The countryside is so beautiful, with lots of neat castles and oh, the history... (drools)
- The Loch Ness Monstah.
- We invented golf, which at least gives old people something to do. And hey, if there was no golf, there's be no mini-golf! And then I would have to go and be uncoordinated somewhere else.
- Bagpipe music. 'Nuff said.
- DID I MENTION THE HISTORY? 'Braveheart' was just the tip of the iceburg. Most of the battles were so savage, they can't be made into movies. Plus one time, we had a king attach wings to himself and jump off of his castle only to drop unharmed into a pile of straw. I love my ancsestors.
- Kilts... Okay, not kilts.
- The poetry is admittedly boss.
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