• Sleep all day, party all night.
  • Yes, the world DOES revolve around me.
  • Whenever possible, whatever it is--have someone else do it for you.
  • The squeaky meow gets WHATEVER THE HECK IT WANTS.
  • There is much value in a good stretch.
  • Life is simple: all you need is food, water, a little sunlight and a lot of attention.
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