" My divine talia, when I look into your almond eyes, I do not see the boy I am but the man I must become to possess you, I want to take all of the pain from you soul and in the passion factory of my heart, transform it into functional joy, I want to take your hand by the cheremosh river and with all ukraine as witness take you as my wife and we shall sing and dance and drink, Then I shall whisper in your ear, let rivers run wild or let them be damned, My perfect Talia I lay my masculinity at the altar of your maidenhood "

" Even in death I can't escape her, she's followed me into the afterlife well played satan, well played "

" The armrest to your left is yours, the one to your right is your neighbors, if you believe both armrests are yours exclusively, you are a part of the problem "

" Please turn off your cellphones, I can assure you that none of the calls your about to receive will have life altering consequences except for one of you, my most sincerest condolences, accidents happen "

" Hello I am the amazing Karnak, this is not a boast but rather what it says on my legal patent as a precognition machine, I was designed to predict the exact cause, time, and place of someones death, A rather morbid function I grant you, which is precisely why I was set to family fun novelty mode, Turns out being told the place and time of your death, infront of your family, with a mouth full of corn dogs at a fair ground, is the very opposite of fun"

" Meet my executioner a rat I've named Virgil, since there's nothing more base then death for tonight's entertainment I've decided that Virgil shall play the base, even in my divine comedy I'm well aware that rats cannot play musical instruments, when you've been alone as long as I have you tend to anthropomorphise your friends "

" Ricky you play this the squeeze keys, madwickedawsome

" Saw 5 has powerful lesson about fundamental corruption of financially driven medical insurance providers, Really that's the lesson of saw 5, For reals and you get to see dude forced to cut off his own arm with a rusty axe it has everything "

" Last year we came in second place, They were the only choir in competition, This only shows the high standards of excellence at Kiwanis even in competition against yourself you can still walk away a loser "

" Don't bore us get to the chorus "

" What is this like a game, Ocean has selected game mode, What guys I swear I didn't what game, A game with fabulous prizes like a stale pack of menthal cools, a succulent hello kitty cupcake, a limited edition iron maiden t-shirt still ripe with the palm of the pong if the Carney that wore it "

" Jane doe is what the coroners said, they found my body but not my head, no parents came so they never learned my name or who I used to be, my life an unsolved mystery, from ashes I was made, and ashes I return, so I walk alone and wonder why"

" When a lioness has children she stops making love to the lion, the lion gets jealous sometimes so jealous he eats the children, you think this would upset the lioness far from it they make love again like the children never existed, I find that idea terrifying "

" 1,2,3 1,2,3 1,2,3,4 this is the new song we sing for birthdays, bouncy and merry and not quite as scary, the new birthday song "

" Your life was tragic cut down before the poems could ever come out of you, you are tragic, You think so, You make me weep just looking at you, That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me "

" Being the only gay man in a small town rural high school is kinda like having a laptop in the stone age, i mean sure you can have one but there's nowhere to plug it in "