Stuff I like:

• the colour yellow
• mathematics
• good food
• stealing things
• That one good occasional cup of coffee that makes you feel awesome and productive
• Smart drugs
• Adventure Time
• writing awesome programs
• learning German
• hanging out in old stone houses
• skinny bicycle frames
• weed
• Starcraft 2
• Twiglets!
• good tea
• Häagen-Dazs
• blowjobs
• Linux

Stuff I don't like:

• The colour black (shade, whatever)
• people
• being hungry
• not being able to think clearly enough to study
• shitty food
• cops
• airport security assholes
• liberal arts students who spend a shit-ton of their time studying something pointless, that doesn't teach them to think rigorously and, instead, just rewards them for self-indulgence.
• cocky, stupid college kids.
• religious people
• pretentious dicks who talk about tea and wine for the fashion of it.
• when I can't remember how to do some math thing I knew 2 weeks ago.
• homophobes
• pro-life tards
• advertisements. I fucking hate advertisements.