• They are brothers, and act like it every day
• Oliver prefers his chair, while Simon prefers the bed- except when they sleep together on the chair or the bed
• Simon is afraid of loud music, yelling and dancing- Oliver is not
• Oliver is a little afraid of Johnny, Simon is not
• Oliver is quite brazen and slaps things out of people's hands, steals, growls, and swats at whatever he disagrees with
• Simon is elusive, elegant and sneaky, but often misses out and gets wimpy
• Oliver loves to be held, kissed, squeezed and touched, much like a dog
• Simon prefers gentle petting and only likes to be held and kissed when he is sleepy
• Both kittens can eat for days, but Oliver is a true fatty and belongs to over eater anonymous
• Simon plays it cool but is a real bully to Oliver, especially when he thinks I am not watching
• Simon is personified as a tall, handsome, black guy, the kind who makes ANY woman weak at the knees, but may have a not-so-good side
• Oliver is personified as a crazy, silly, but very cute white guy who would never get hit on, but may have one, nice, unassuming steady girlfriend

Oliver just jumped into my arms :D