• Fitness w/ Amy Julie + Sam...
  • Mrs Reedisms:
    • "29 years Ive been doin this",
    • "We Square?" (Us rounds find that comment extremely offensive),
    • "..go ahead and put a big ass *2 milisecond pause* terisk..."(Me and amy cracking up after that...behind the machine xD )
  • Biclops Hemaphrodite
    • His BOOTAY shorts that showcase his womanly legs
    • That time he looked like he was wearing a skin-cap cuzza his new haircut
    • KyleBiclops: "DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DO WALL SQUATS?!" Reed: "NO BODY DOES THE WALL SQUATS WITHOUT ME!"
  • The orange box O_O (Contains giant teddy bear? Butlings? The world may never know...)
  • Getting trapped in the Ab-Machine and having to be rescued by "the reed creature" as amy has called her XD
  • The first time me and Yam did Supermans...LOL
  • Swimming excercise...."Supermans on crack"
  • the first fire drill in that class... *walks up to us* "You know how when you pat your dog or cat on the stomach, they have those soft underbellies?" *walks away without warning or goodbye*
  • Mason: "Haah! I'm going to hell because i peeked!" *thinks he says peed* Me: "WHAT!?"
• English Class w/ Mary + Amy
  • Mrs Butlerisms:
    • "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
    • "Butlings" (AKA her children)
    • "AAHHH! *music note*" (the most beautifully ear piercing, dog inducing sound the world)
    • Taking names + combining them with other words.."Abbeydysseus" + "Joshness" for example
    • Incredible Australian accent
    • Just as incredible new york/new jersey (?) accent "Cuz I gat yoo, baybee!"
    • "Vernacular"
    • Incredibly Realistic Animal Sounds (Cow, Dolphin,etc)
    • Baby Cry-noise (So disturbing that i couldnt even look at her while she was making that sound)
  • Odysseus' mullet; "Abbey, You are a gifted hairstylist :)"
  • Me and Mary's Oprah Sonnet before revision:

"There she stood with her cloak of yarn, from up above atop a cloud, 'You get a barn 'cause I'm giving free barns!', Her voice it boomed so proud, so true, and loud"

• Writing our REAL sonnet (man on the mountain) in the car, on the way to fall foliage ;D...

Allow us to spin you a ghostly yarn. A tale 'bout a man whose head's in a cloud Whose face has a nose as big as a barn Without speaking a word, his voice is still loud. To live on forever was his one wish, But sadly one day death opened its door. What happened next suprised man, beast, and fish. He crumbled away, his face was no more. In his demise, he was no scaredy cat. Grains of sand falling, an hourglass clock. Souls crippled with grief, no one dared to scat Man gone forever; a shoe with no sock. Mountain man vanished, we still feel his love. Where his face once stood, flutters but one dove.

• The Gods/Goddesses flashcards ;D the DRAWINGS!!!!
• "*crap the nurse says in Romeo & Juliet*" Mrs Butler:"Bitch..."
• Josh: "Why does Romeo say breast so much?" Mike: "Mrs Butler..when you put air quotes around 'MEDICINE'...do you mean..?" Mrs Butler: "You over there is obsessing over BREASTS, and you over here is like 'HAHAHA...DRUGS!' *doubles over with insane laughter; stops suddenly and clutches desk, eyes looking evil* ITS FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAY"
• "When you make confession,the priest can't tell ANYONE what you say! I mean, you could literally PEE right there! And he couldnt tell ANYONE!...Bless me, Father for I have peed!! *doubles over in laughter, raises arms* I'M GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!" ~Mrs. Butler
• "See that word? it means hussy. Does anyone know what that means? It means supah-slut. Lord Capulet just called his daughter a sneaky TRAMP." ~Mrs. Butler
• "..And Romeo's prancin' around doing whoever *covers mouth with hand* I mean whatever..!" ~Mrs. Butler
• Presenting the memorizing the bard project... "De-bobbed...uh I mean BEDAUBED!" ~ Amy
• Mrs. Butler talking about her SON... "His hair now...he had a buzzcut cause he's in football, and you know how when a buzzcuts growin in it looks wicked ugly? Well it does. So it's coming in CURLY....it looks like...little...pubic hairs!" ... WTF?
• "WHO'S PHONE IS VIBRATING!?" "uh..Mrs. Butler? that's your phone." "OH, SHIT!"
• Greg: "you know how Curley's got that glove fulla vaseline like MMMMHHMMMMM every night!" Mrs B: "Where is your head?! that sounds like its from a porn movie or something!"
• No eyebrows + "Low-set muh-stash" (~Mrs. B) = George Orwell
• "How could Old Major have had 400 babies if he's a boy!?" Mrs Butler: "*SIGH!* let's put it this way, guys could father a child every day if he wanted to! Women have to go through a gestation period (which, by the ways is two years for Elephants and, obviously, nine months for humans...I don't know what it is for pigs xD) If a woman had 400 babies, she would be wearing her uterus in a backpack!"
• Spanish 2 Class w/ Mary + Amy
  • Mrs Logiudice's log in SN.. "SLOG..."
  • Music w/ multiple possible genres playing non-stop in the background - "hip hop hispanic soul r&b spanish romantic crunk punk mexican tex mex dance party with soul"
  • Julie presenting her weather project with HYSTERICAL mexican rap r&b music playing in the background
  • "Golden Tip" + "Magic Fingers" ~ Log
  • "Chidester" "Mr. Chidester" "Little Chidester"
• Homeroom with Jenni + Mary
  • box in the closet that says "dicklick"
• Journalism with Kayla
  • Tim
    • Never-ending nose blowing sessions
  • Nellie Bly (Elizabeth Seamen)
    • Mary: "What if her middle name was SPEW!?" and thus she became Anita Spew Seamen
  • Ms Lessard: "And 'Human Interest' will be....Forever Seven" Me, mumbling without thinking: "More like Forever 69!"
• Mic O with Amy
  • somebody: "I hate harry potter" Mrs Martin turns slowly around... "are you a... MUGGLE!?"
  • Mrs. Martin ghosting around appearing at unsuspecting times, like when i was on ilovecheese.com... i sincerely believe that she wants to have me tested