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- somebody gave me a RAW steak one time... i was like, "WHAT THE FUCK am i gonna do about this?"... so i took the steak, i opened up my underwear, dropped it in my underwear and closed it! and then i grabbed both my hands on my belly and went "MMM, YUMMY!" - Jerma Streams - Saw II: Flesh & Blood
- QUICK QUICK QUICK QUICK QUICK, heaven! heaven-- you-- ENGLISH! HEAVEN! EVERYTHING GONNA BE ALRIGHT, HEAVEN! - Jerma Streams - Seaman
- say. good. night. i'm gonna hang you here till the blood drops, and then i'm gonna head-- drop you on your head. - Jerma Streams - Wrestling Empire
- "you didn't even try to swerve?" no i was TRYING to run that person over. i was TRYING to kill that person. - Jerma Streams - Thief Simulator
- we live in this giant planet... there's a bunch of water.. if they JUST DRAINED THE WATER... we'd be so much closer! can't we just store the water somewhere else? just-- get... Ellon Musk to make a giant vacuum, suck up all the water and dump it into another planet and we'll--we'll shoot it into the atmosphere in a bunch of containers... just have a water planet and then we can just-- put all the land together. so then we can only be on three or four different time zones. - Jerma Streams - House Flipper (Part 1)
- you got any, like, jewelry in here i can take?... fuck your electric bill dickhead. - Jerma Streams - House Flipper (Part 1)
- sweet potato, uh... you know, yams and shit... - Jerma Streams - Watching Infomercials
- why am i so short? because god doesn't fucking love me.
- "you can't count worth shit." i can piss my pants though.
- i'm like-- i'm fuckin'-- i'm ready to start smashing a head, know what i mean? Jerma Streams - The Closing Shift
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