Names I'd like to bestow upon my theoretical pets.

For small cutesy baby dogs

• TV-Inspired
  • Tinky-Winky or Po (Teletubbies)
  • Baby Bop (Barney)
  • Squidward
  • Mr. Krabs
  • Blue or Magenta (If I get a blue or a magenta dog)
  • Stewie (That bitch baby from The Family Guy)
  • Alfalfa or Darla (The cuuuute boypren-gelpren kids from _The Little Rascals_)
  • Dobby (Harry Potter)

Just keddeng, but seriously, I've always wanted to name a cute dog CHILI.

For big dogs

• Axel
• Lance
• Thor
• Jake

Names all the dogs we ever had (except the puppies we sold):

• Snowy
• Nemo
• Maki
• Sparky
• Angel
• Bagel
• Tobi
• Hugo
• Betsy
• Dingo
• Eaton
• Adam