I have learned a few things... from mistakes, and life in general, so far. These are my words of advice:

• Never mix business with pleasure (unless your business IS your pleasure & visa-versa)
• Know the answers before you ask the {accusatory} questions
• Nothing good comes from rushing
• The truth doesn't matter as much as how you react to those truths
• Go with your gut; your first instinct.
• Don't drive drunk
• Try to trust as much as possible but, know that most are unworthy of said trust.
• Love is dangerous; Love is fragile; Love is a line; Love is fantastic; Love is awful. - Treat it as such.
• Don't joke to your coworker about their pretty daughter, they don't like that.
• If you come across a Twinkie, do not eat it, they were discontinued early in the year 2013; Even the freshest of Twinkies was never really that good to begin with.