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-Shang Qinghua was entrusted to deliver the yearly contribution gift to the King under the Surface in the name of his fishing village. He sets sail in his little boat towards the traditional offering site, but a storm intercepts his way and tosses him into the icy waters. Never in his wildest dreams would have Shang Qinghua thought he was going to be saved by no other than the King he was bringing the gift to.
-Shang Qinghua was pretty sure that Proud Immortal Demon Way was updating itself without announcing the changes; he'd never written in males becoming pregnant--well, that wasn't true, but normally it was through magic means. No one should've been able to just become pregnant without magical intervention. And yet here he stood, a testament to how the world around him continued to shape itself without any meddling from him. Mobei Jun's heir was growing within him, small, but very much there.
How was he going to tell Mobei Jun?
-In order to pay off a debt that's not his, Shang Qinghua agrees to marry a man that's as cold and unyielding as he is stupidly rich.
-Shang Qinghua really likes it when Mobei Jun shows off his strength and absolute power. He especially likes the idea of that power being used on him a little once in a while.
-Featuring karaoke-loving Shang Qinghua who gets a bit too drunk at a Cang Qiong mountain gathering, and he goes all out.
-So apparently, qi deviations are contagious, like colds. Shang Qinghua discovers this by walking in to find Mobei Jun shrunk to a fraction of his normal self, just a chilly little bean! How long will this last?! Why is Mobei Jun in such a rush to get back to his normal self? And what is this mysterious project his king has been working away on in secret? My king!! You're giving this old man white hairs!
-Shang Qinghua will go to lengths to get close to his AC unit of a lover with raising his body heat more, even if it means trying to use non-existent massage skills.
-When Mobei-Jun doesn’t beat him up for getting out of line, Shang Qinghua is happy and relieved. Just when he’s about to settle down into a life of bliss, however, Mobei-Jun asks him for something that scares him half to death.
-The one where Mobei Jun is poisoned, and cannot remember Shang Qinghua.
-Shang Qinghua was organizing a huge storehouse by himself, the project promising to take a fortnight, and he had painstakingly stacked containers of spring water into a display like one would see in a modern supermarket. Upon completion, the whole thing resembled a throne and Shang Qinghua gave himself a like.
A moment later, a naked, bleeding and broken-limbed Mobei Jun fell out of nowhere in a flash of golden light, landing on the sculpture and ruining the arrangement Shang Qinghua had meticulously created.
-“There’s something I have to show you. Can you promise me you won’t get enraged?” Shang Qinghua asked.
Mobei Jun made no such promise, and instead demanded that whatever it was, Shang Qinghua had to show him now, immediately.
-Shang Qinghua had willed every ounce of courage in his tragically short body and placed his quivering hands on top of Mobei Jun’s fur-lined gloves. He’d given up on fluttering his eyelashes after the last time and just tried to smile as broad as he could, lowering his voice to a sultry whisper: “My King, if there’s any way I can serve you, I will. And I mean mind and body, I’ll do anything you ask of me, anything.”
“That’s nice,” Mobei Jun had said, a bemused expression crossing his face, “You can mop the floor in here.”
-When Mobei Jun is struck by an insidious poison that requires dual cultivation to cure, Shang Qinghua isn’t exactly relieved, but at least it’s an easy cure, right?
Wrong! Mobei Jun won’t dual cultivate? He won’t marry? He refuses all available methods to save his life? Why is he being so stubborn?! If he doesn't dual cultivate with someone, then he'll die!
-The way that Shang Qinghua had written demons in << Proud Immortal Demon Way >> had gotten him into a couple hairy situations before; he'd written them to be decadent and dramatic in their celebrations. Large parties, feasts, you name it, they had it. But the previous situations weren't anything compared to this--no, this was the kind of hairy that one could only compare the vast wilderness of a frat boys leg hair. Shang Qinghua was about to be fucked in public as part of a long practiced Mobei tradition that he couldn't get out of.
-Mobei Jun is certain he has made it absolutely clear towards Shang Qinghua that he intends to marry him. Shang Qinghua does not realise. At all.
That's it. That's the fic.
-Some days it seems that his hunger gets the better of him.
-Shang Qinghua is not stupid.
It does not take a genius to know what it means when you ask a servant where your lord has left to and they readily supply the name of an exclusive brothel in between the two realms. Especially when it's after your utterly disastrous first time together.
So he goes away for a bit to clear his head. And promptly gets kidnapped.
-Shang Qinghua loses his viginity.
-Mobei-jun needs an heir. Shang Qinghua assumes he'll be marrying a woman to achieve that, a prospect he is willing to accept for the sake of politics. Really, he's fine! (he's not fine).
This mission to the ice demons' ancestral heartlands? Totally unrelated.
Or is it?
-What sort of servitude ceremony was this?
In which Shang Qinghua didn't leave.
-Shang Qinghua knows better than anybody that he doesn’t get a second look so long as Shen Yuan is around.
-Shang Qinghua may not be able to return home, but nothing is stopping him from going back to his previous job - writing fiction. It just so happens that he has some free time on his hands with his husband away on some diplomatic trip for the next month, and his creative mind spins. If his works manage to sell, he could make a quick buck at the same time too.
When Cucumber Bro and Mobei Jun find out, they are not best pleased.
-In which Shen Yuan is reborn into the baby of side characters, Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun. Its strange but not bad... aside from his demon Father attempting to throw him off a cliff in order to complete some absurd 'demonic trial!'
-Caught unaware, Mobei Jun is kidnapped for leverage.
-The many trials to marry an Ice Demon King, and how Mobei Jun somehow fucked Shang Qinghua throughout them all.
(Please, Shang Qinghua's ass can't take anymore, can't they just get married?)