(I'll add to this one as they come to me) *"Well I heard mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ole Neil put her down Well, I hope Neil Young will remember... A Southern man don't need him around anyhow" -from "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

• Well Neil never needed your ignorant, inbred, redneck asses around either... This now classic song was written in response to Neil Young's songs "Southern Man" and "Alabama", which lashed out against Southern racism. Skynyrd then lashed out against Neil's anti-Southern racist sentiment with this catchy little number. Friggin' morons...

*"Let's talk this over. It's not like we're dead. Was it something I did? Was it something I said? Dont't leave me hanging. In a city so dead..." -from "My Happy Ending" by Avril Levigne

• You are not allowed to use the word "dead" to rhyme with the word "dead", you idiot! This is why I completely believe Avril when she says she writes the majority of her lyrics herself.