- "That's funny, you don't LOOK like someone who'd have good taste in music." (What the f*ck does someone with good taste in music LOOK like? A hipster? C'mon...)
- "So you got any auditions coming up?"
- "Carey, I have a question..." (AHHHHHHHH!)
- "Can I have reservations, please?"
- "Hi, you've reached the voicemail of ____..." (Answer your damn phones, people.)
- "Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away, but girl tonight you look so pretty..." (F**K THAT SONG!!!!!!)
- "Can you give me your best rate?" (You'll get whatever rate I give you and you'll like it, a$$hole.)
- "Now be honest, how many of you know who _____ is? *two people raise their hand* ...Really guys, really??" (Oh shut up and teach, Carey.)
- "I've actually worked with ___..." (I don't care what famous people you've worked with, douchebag. And even if I did care, I still wouldn't care.)
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