Listen. Sometimes a family isn't a mum, dad, and 2.4 children. Sometimes a family is two catboy brothers, a gym rat who never learned to read the room, and an uptight bookworm with a penchant for making an argument out of anything.

• Theodore (Theo) Oliver
  • 26
  • 6'0
  • 278lbs
  • Extremely pan, doesn't really... care about gender identity tbh
  • American (vaguely Californian but leans towards more Virginian having moved there Quite A While Ago, real deep and slow)
  • No catboy jokes please I'm a cat MAN so what i wear thigh high socks and shit that doesn't mean you can WOOBIFY me (this is a lie he doesn't actually care in the slightest)
  • Blind in one eye. Wears a patch sometimes just because it has a cute little pattern on it but otherwise just wears glasses
  • Will drink an entire carton of milk in one sitting and neither god nor the fact he is Very lactose intolerant can stop him
  • Tries very hard not to obsessively collect random items but he's. Not very good at it. Has a drawer full of spoons he's bought or taken (either accidentally or otherwise )
  • Very photosensitive and refuses to open his curtains. Unfortunately this means he doesn't see the sun come up usually and thus doesn't get out of bed until like 2pm. Spends most of his time in the permanent blanket fort in the living room anyway so it's whatever
  • ... MASSIVE slut
• Daniel (Dan) Oliver
  • 23
  • 5'8
  • 257lbs
  • Gay, cis
  • American (also vaguely Californian but mostly Virginian, but unlike his brother, quite soft and quiet)
  • Very soft and sweet and never one to argue - the complete opposite of Theo, basically
  • Would very much like to just curl up in a blanket nest by a radiator and sleep for a while. Maybe read a book til he inevitably falls face-first into it.
  • Kind of super into tea and collecting and trying out different mixes. Has a cupboard in the kitchen just for his different teas and he's,, quite proud of it
  • Literally EVERYTHING makes him cry PLEASE be kind to him
  • Too shy to be a 'hugger' per se but he would very much like it if you would hug him. He LOVES hugs but he's just too shy to initiate it's tragic really
  • A liiiittle bit of a hypochondriac but. Just a little bit. Just a smidge.
• Nathan (Nate) Layman
  • 25
  • 5'10
  • 136lbs
  • Bi, cis
  • American (Virginian)
  • Honestly this man is the epitome of a surfer and it's wholly insufferable but like, his friends tolerate it. its ok u learn to lov him
  • CONSTANTLY argues with Theo but it's literally always jokes and/or sexual tension. Usually both, actually
  • For someone who's in the gym as Near-Constantly as he is he... do be kind of a twig tho
  • Has THE WORST timing. Either by his own ignorance or sometimes just by sheer bad luck. We're talking "Will walk in to a room and loudly crack a joke only to find out everyone in the room just received the news that somebody died" type of bad timing.
  • where THE FUCK did he go he was stood here just a second ago
  • Actually very sweet and caring but he's afraid of being vulnerable so he tries to downplay it. Wow that got kind of serious back there huh
• Noah Mackan
  • 27
  • 5'8
  • 151lbs
  • ????, cis
  • American (Virginian)
  • Like unironically one of those "books are better than people" bitches
  • Always wears this one fuckin hat. It's a green knitted hat with the ear flaps (insert the "I'm weird" rant from r*verdale here) its mostly to hide his lil folded kitty ears tho bc he's embarrassed by then
  • oh hes an ANGY boy grrrgrgr stop doing [literally whatever it is you're doing] it's annoying him
  • Does actually really really care about his friends he's just also Very Very Tetchy
  • MAYBE if he'd get a decent night's SLEEP instead of sleeping for like THREE HOURS he'd be a bit less grumpy
  • very good chef. just a shame the others always RUIN IT FOR HIM (by adding like, 1 extra teaspoon of salt)