Stealing from a dictator and framing an "old friend" is all well and good, until the authorities can't figure out which of you is actually guilty and tasks you both with the same quest to restore another stolen item as punishment. Picking up your half-cousin and a random lost tiefling on the way wasn't quite expected, but the more the merrier - especially considering the person you're pursuing is... more of a creature than a person, now.

• Seamros Panorin
  • 127
  • 6'7
  • 170lbs
  • Gay, cis
  • 'English'(slightly RP London-type accent)
  • Chaotic neutral aligned elf rogue. Yeah, he's... insufferable.
  • GOD he's a fucking idiot. I'd say himbo but he's not even KIND
  • Massive kleptomaniac. He's not even subtle about it. Once took Garrett's hat right off his head and acted like he wouldn't notice (though that could have also just been him flirting.)
  • Extremely self-centred and ignorant but... he learns. Trust me, he learns.
  • No, I don't know how his hair stays like that. Nobody does. It just does that.
  • Yeah sure he might be graceful with his feet (and his hands for that matter) but he is fucking AWFUL with his words. He can talk smooth if he needs to - following, like, decades of practice - but he stutters like hell in casual conversation
• Garrett Barkshaw
  • 35
  • 5'10
  • 212lbs
  • *'Iunno' noise*, cis
  • 'English' (slightly cockney London-type accent)
  • Neutral good aligned human wizard. Owns a bakery and really, genuinely, sincerely just wants a bit of peace and quiet.
  • Being employed at his bakery is fun because he constantly uses magic in the kitchen. In fact it's pretty much one of the only times he uses it! Too much magic brings too much attention.
  • Gives the excess stock out for free after closing time but ONLY if you need it. Rich folk do NOT get any. Not that they come by this part of town much anyway....
  • His hat does NOT fit and it looks VERY silly but he wears it all the time anyway. He says it's important. Won't explain why.
  • Despite being quite a beefy boi(tm) everyone is still kind of surprised when they realise he's strong. Even,, him. Especially him, actually. He's generally very peaceful so at one point when he has to resort to bashing someone over the head with a rock he just kind of stares at his own hands in disbelief for a moment after realising the dude's out cold.
  • Heavy sleeper. Sleeps real easily too. He WILL take a nap if you sit down for a while and you CAN'T stop him
• Elrid (Ell/Elly/Ell-o) Darroth
  • 21
  • 5'3
  • 119lbs
  • Aroace, agender
  • Nobody's... really sure where they're from. (To us, sounds... vaguely Canadian?)
  • Neutral good aligned tiefling sorcerer. They're not actually sure what's going on, with the others or really just in general. They stumbled out of the woods half-dead and got adopted by three strangers. That's about all they know!
  • Very soft and kind. Not very aware of social norms or cues so they take a lot of things at face value. They're very polite too!!
  • They're not actually aware that they can do sorcery. They... kind of find out by accident.
  • Surprisingly very talented at board games? Like, obviously they need to be taught first, but after that they're really good? Card games too! The others learned to stop teaching them because it... nearly got them into a couple dangerous situations.
  • Seems outwardly to be a bit emotionally immature, but people really do misinterpret a sunny disposition as that far too often, don't they?
  • Loves playing with their hairstyle but HATES it being short. They got it cut short at one point and hated that they couldn't play with it nearly as much, so now they refuse to have it cut and just try different styles as it gets longer :D
• Magaries (Maggie) Helecan
  • 47
  • 5'9
  • 153lbs
  • Pan, cis
  • 'English' (slightly cockney London-type accent)
  • Chaotic good aligned half-elf bard. She really honestly just wants to get completely shitfaced and sleep with the first person in the tavern who looks her way.
  • As you can imagine, she's. A Big Slut™. And she doesn't care!!!! Fuckyeah babey!!!!!!
  • Her instrument of choice is a lute!! She can actually make some really pretty music... when she can be bothered to do more than just strum randomly.
  • Keeps this one bag of holding on her that's literally full of like. Everything. You say you need something and she immediately reaches in and after like a minute of rummaging pulls that exact thing out. It's WILD
  • Actually quite artistic even aside from music! She doesn't get to paint much but she's REAL GOOD at it. Takes out some of her creative energy by doing Elrid's hair sometimes
  • Yeah y'know what Garrett's right it's naptime nuhnight
• Seren Asarath
  • 22
  • 6'2
  • 246lbs
  • Lesbian, GNC
  • 'English' (soft, very slightly cockney accent)
  • Neutral good aligned half-orc fighter. She was out on a trip to nowhere in particular and ran into a... very pretty bard in a tavern. Then it just... kept happening.
  • She is INTIMIDATING which is a shame because she's also AN ABSOLUTE GENTLE GIANT
  • HGRGRRHGHGHGHH...... WOMEN PRETTY
  • Real into fashion but not enough places make stuff in her size :( she's very slowly learning how to make clothes herself though!!
  • Loves her body and is proud of it!!! She's big and cute and her tusks are clean and her stubble is adorable!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
  • Surprisingly very delicate. She likes to make origami with whatever paper she has to hand in her free time :)