The SCP Foundation has more D-class than it could ever possibly need (as is obvious, what with the mortality rate). The problem is storage - there's simply nowhere left to house them. That's what Site-117's for. Excess D-class, as well as potentially special D-Class that other sites might want to... "share"... get sent there, and are called in when needed. Problem is, the site is awful and a mess and the entire thing's an OSHA violation. Other sites tend to keep communication with 117 as minimal as possible, and I don't think anyone can blame them.

Staff: lbr they're all fucking useless

• Dir. Bethany Peters
  • 35
  • 6'0
  • 173lbs
  • Lesbian, cis
  • English (Vaguely Northern Londoner)
  • She's meant the be the director, but. She's literally never there. Nobody really regulates the facility so she always gets away with it.
  • She's self-obsessed, power mad, domineering and bossy. So, like, the type of woman lesbians on tumblr would marry on the spot.
  • She doesn't actually... know what's going on around the site. She's far too prideful to ask anyone and she can't be bothered to figure it out so she just pretends she gets it and approves anything she's asked about.
  • Keeps a chess board on her desk. She is Very Very Bad at playing chess. It's more for... intimidation reasons.
  • May or may not be using her position with the foundation to conceal Quite A Few illegal money-related practices. But SSSSHHH you didn't hear that from me.
  • The rare times she is onsite she wears 4-inch heels in order to be taller than Hidalgo. She can't be the boss if she isn't the tallest person there >:(
• Dr. Lawrence (Insists he be called Lou but. Nobody does) Hidalgo
  • 42
  • 6'3
  • 261lbs
  • Bi, cis
  • English (Yorkie)
  • Acting director in Peters' place. He's actually quite popular amongst doctors in other sites and usually gets called in to fill in absences. Unfortunately for any other sites, though, he's gotten... rather attached to his position at 117.
  • SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND!!!!!! Shame he's like, probably Evil though
  • Zooms around the site constantly because this bitch genuinely wears formal heelies. You'll be working and just see him fly by the window
  • For some reason just has, like, an endless supply of stationary about his person at all times. If you need a pen rq he's your guy!!!!!
  • Maybe a liiittle bit too... enthusiastic. When it comes to the more violent entities and tests. Weird, that.
  • Has that kind of smile that looks really kind and reassuring until it's coupled with the words "May I remind you who's in charge here?"
• Dr. Anthony Melace
  • 36
  • 5'7
  • 152lbs
  • Gay, cis
  • English (Londoner)
  • Head doctor under Hidalgo's orders, regrettably.
  • He's a killjoy and a miserable sod and just overall pretty terrible. Won't approve anything dangerous (no fun). Not that that's really a problem, since nobody ever asks anyway.
  • Has a... wound... on his neck. He makes sure to re-dress it every day, but it's been like that for,, a long time now. Also claims to be allergic to garlic? And refuses to go home during the day? Huh. What a weird guy.
  • Honestly kind of hates all of his coworkers AND all of the D-Class onsite. Kind of afraid of Hidalgo, enough to kind of, like, vaguely respect him, but still hates him.
  • I'm not sure when he last slept but the bags under his eyes are kind of telling me the answer is 'never'
  • Sad because Dr. Bright never returns his calls :(
• Dr. Barnaby Simms
  • 45
  • 5'11
  • 132lbs
  • Straight, cis
  • I mean, we assume he's English, but nobody's ever heard him speak, so, like, who knows really
  • Regular doctor, but he's a lot more efficient than Melace, or even Hidalgo really. He's constantly working. Nobody's sure he even sleeps. Part one of the Chaos Trio™.
  • Despite the muteness, he's extremely expressive. I guess as compensation. He's almost like a living cartoon. It's kind of weird sometimes actually.
  • Never seems to leave his office for anything other than work or another cup of coffee? Nobody sees him eat or pee or, like I said, sleep. What is that guy's deal? Seriously?
  • You'd think considering his very, ahem, pro-work stance, he'd be sensible and follow the rules. Nope. The second Cath and Ken get a Bad Idea he's right there to figurehead it for them.
  • A bit spooky, actually. Very good at entering a room and standing 1 inch behind you without you hearing him, and subsequently not knowing he's there until you turn around and have a fucKING HEART ATTACK JESUS CHRIST, MAN
  • There's a photo of two people on his desk. Nobody enters that often in general, but from everyone's different accounts, they've come to a conclusion - it's different people each time anyone looks. Hm.
• Dr. Catherine (Cath) Alsworth
  • 30
  • 5'10
  • 145lbs
  • Straight, cis
  • English (Londoner, but like, she's all weird and whispery and it's frankly a bit frightening)
  • Doctor under Dr. Simms. Has a blatant disregard for ANY sort of safety procedures and it's honestly terrifying. Part two of the Chaos Trio™.
  • Sounds JUST LIKE Antigone Funn from Wooden Overcoats if she was literally 1% more psychotic
  • You like fire? I love fire. Let's set something on fire :)
  • Her hair is a big huge untameable cloud. Holds several long lost bobby pins, and many secrets.
  • Her tie collection is ON POINT and nobody has EVER seen her wear the same one twice and she'd die before she'd let them.
  • The sad thing is she's actually a very talented researcher! She just tends not to do. Things that actually benefit anyone in any way.
• Dr. Kenneth (Ken) Cottrell
  • 39
  • 5'10
  • 189lbs
  • Whatever, GNC (Most people use they/them but they literally Don't Care what people use)
  • English (Londoner)
  • Also under Dr. Simms. Has a Very Obvious superiority complex and just. Goes ahead and does things without any higher approval. All The Time. Part three of the Chaos Trio™.
  • Blind in their left eye. Because of an experiment they decided to do without approval. They absolutely completely have not learned their lesson.
  • Possibly. Not human? They like to refer to humans as if they're not one, at least. No clue what they'd be if not human, though. Maybe they're just like that.
  • God knows how they're still employed. I mean god knows how most of the staff are still employed but Cottrell especially. They've caused... so much chaos in the facility
  • Gets this look when they're about to do something Very Against Regulation. Like you KNOW they're about to do something Real Bad. That look very much fuels Simms and Alsworth and makes everyone else onsite Very Very Concerned
  • PLEASE for GOD'S SAKE never let them go near specifically SCP-914. PLEASE.

D-class Personnel: They get ONE (1) name and about as many rights

• Simons (B268459)
  • 31
  • 6'1
  • 147lbs
  • Ace, gay, cis
  • English (Londoner, Very Soft)
  • One of the Special D-class. He's semi-selectively intangible. I mean, technically, it's involuntary; it happens when he gets too scared. However, he's got some major existential issues, so he can trigger it just by thinking too hard and giving himself a panic attack. He can vaguely interact with tangible items in this state depending on their mass, but for the most part in that situation he has to focus on being tangible rather than being intangible.
  • Very soft and gentle and lovely. Also very jumpy and easily frightened which is, as you can imagine, a bit inconvenient for him.
  • Extremely gangly and, as such, clumsy as all hell. Don't hand him anything fragile please - for two reasons. Both of them ending in him dropping it.
  • Don't ask about the whole Having Four Pupils thing. He doesn't know himself, and, frankly, he's a little sensitive about it.
  • Likes reading a lot, on the rare occasion he gets time to. Mostly nonfiction books about nature, but he likes classic lit too :)
  • He's also very smart!! He probably would've been some sort of scientist himself if he hadn't suddenly started displaying his. Particular anomolous property.
• Crabtree (B413627)
  • 29
  • 5'3
  • 204lbs
  • Bi, cis
  • English (Londoner)
  • Another Special D-class. He sends off native warning signals to anything that looks at him (from the front). They don't physically manifest, but any given sentient being could look at him and think "this is a threat and I am afraid", the same way they would respond to physical warning signs. Higher class personnel are allowed to bear arms whenever they interact with him just to feel safer.
  • The complete opposite of Simons. Very loud, self-assured, and playful. Maybe that's why they like each other so much. Opposites attract and all. Oooor it could be because they have to share a cell. That too.
  • Sleeps literally as much as he's allowed to. Sleep is good and enjoyable so it counts as a hobby in his eyes fuck you
  • Actually quite likes his ability sometimes. Sure it's hard to be close to people and having everyone inherently not trust you sucks but like. It's funny to watch the guards flinch when he does a bitey face at them.
  • Not that anybody ever gets close enough to try, but he... actually really likes having people play with his hair. Simons would probably try it - with his eyes shut, though.
  • Manages to keep upbeat no matter what!! Which is, kind of essential being in 117. Especially as a D-class.
• "Julian" (M927364-B)
  • We're not really sure anymore. Somewhere in their early 30s maybe.
  • Technically 6'8, but... their body's kind of too distorted to tell.
  • 142lbs last we checked, but we don't check often.
  • That doesn't exactly matter to them anymore.
  • We're... not sure. Possibly English? They've kind of lost their grip on spoken language.
  • They were actually one of the mundane D-Class, funnily enough. Nobody's quite sure what happened, but they just went. Fucking feral. They were put in isolation, and they began seriously mutating after that. Really, they should've been neutralised, but Hidalgo wanted to keep them as a... pet project. He picked their name himself! :)
  • Developed an anomolous property along with becoming a Literal Monster - anyone attacked by them who manages not to die has been observed to go through anything between 48 hours to two weeks of the worst kind of melancholy they've ever felt, so bad that they're physically incapacitated because of it. After it goes away, they have no memory of the attack. The facility (aka Hidalgo, the only one who knows about it) would like to make further observations, but it would be extra effort to have to cover up the inevitable deaths due to it. Oh well.
  • Completely blind. At least, we think so. It seems like they developed some kind of cataracts because their eyes have gone white and they seem to wander around aimlessly until they hear a noise.
  • When they do hear a noise though... oh boy. It seems like their sense of hearing is heightened through the loss of sight and they will go fuckin WILD at any noise they hear. ...Which is why they're usually kept in a soundproof room.
  • Despite their tendency to lash out at Almost Literally Anyone, they seem to understand self-endangerment and get a little less aggressive when the Big Guns gets brought out. Or when Hidalgo's present. :)
  • The ONLY thing that properly soothes them is this one particular tune. It's some random stock audio, the kind you'd find on one of those ReLaXiNg 10 HoUr AuDiOs on youtube, but it's the only thing that gets them to sleep. Otherwise they eventually show signs on physical exhaustion from being awake so long, fuelled by what we can only assume is pure unbridled rage. It's like a lullaby! :D