Somewhere on a campsite in Yorkshire, a bunch of teenagers are having the biggest end-of-the-world party/sleepover you've ever seen. Except, well, it's... kind of been going on for months now. And nobody's parents are picking them up any time soon, either. And they're not really allowed to leave.

• Emilia (Emmie) Saffron
  • 19
  • 5'6
  • 162lbs
  • Doesn't really... care? But cis
  • English (Yorkie)
  • Swears like a SAILOR like christ alive it's a real problem
  • Hair is untameable but in like, a real cute fluffy way
  • Is autistic, hates loud noise in particular and Will yell at you if you're too loud
  • Special interest is animals but especially animal bites as well as what animals can kill you and how
  • Unfortunately pessimistic but like, she had to kill her own parents after they turned. You can't really blame her.
  • Just a bit feral. Just a little bit. Slightly feral, as a treat. Gets this mildly scary look in her eye when she's about to do something mischievous and you know to maybe... watch from a distance.
• Louie Davis
  • 19
  • 5'10
  • 145lbs
  • Straight, cis
  • English Pakistani (Londoner)
  • God please once think before you speak I am literally begging you
  • ... Is a bit of a dick. Granted, he's trying to improve, but there's some major personality issues going on there.
  • Does not eat right when left to his own devices and does not intend to improve that any time soon
  • Used to really enjoy playing football, and used to play with his dad a lot, but after everything he just... doesn't want to anymore.
  • Claims he could carry you but he really, really can't
  • Surprisingly sensitive. He'll talk back to your face but then get upset about it once he's alone
• Jack Davis
  • 19
  • 6'0
  • 213lbs
  • Bi, cis
  • English Pakistani (Londoner)
  • The complete opposite of his twin in pretty much any way you could think. He actually wears his glasses like he's meant to, he's fat, he shaves (usually), he's Not Straight, he can cook food other than instant noodles, he actually has a shred of empathy, he's a generally decent person... the list goes on.
  • God he's so lovely. He's so kind and sweet. He WILL adopt you even if you're, like, older than him.
  • Often finds himself apologising for things Louie's said. Might work a little better if they were properly identical, huh?
  • Very very openly sensitive. He will SOB if he so much as hears the first few notes of Mitski's Last Words Of A Shooting Star and he is NOT ashamed
  • Can Actually carry you -- and with ease!
  • Misses Alfie.
• James (Jim) Arthurs
  • 21
  • 5'9 (but this isn't often visible as he's Very Rarely standing)
  • 162lbs
  • Straight, Cis
  • English (Yorkie)
  • One of his legs is meromelic and thus unable to support his weight much. He usually uses a wheelchair, but can use crutches when he needs to. You KNOW he makes constant "WHERE'S MY FOOT GONE" type jokes
  • Laughs at everything honestly it's the worst habit
  • Has a collection of dark green sweaters. None of them are the same brand or pattern but they're all somehow almost the exact same colour
  • Biiig tech guy. Could rebuild a PC before he could do long multiplication (he still... kind of can't do the latter)
  • Will attempt to walk at least once a day purely because he can't be bothered to shuffle 3 feet to the left to get his crutches and is constantly covered in bruises because of the obvious results of such. Finds this hilarious.
  • Likes to joke that he's, like, waaay into sports, and then pull up whichever esports video game he can find first in his library when asked which ones
• Clara Franco
  • 20
  • 5'5
  • 124lbs
  • Questioning lesbian, cis
  • Spanish English (Yorkie)
  • Hey can you steal some flour next time you go scavenging I've only baked 4 times this week and that's not enough
  • Comes off a little dumb because she just Doesn't Know Things sometimes but she's got more common sense than probably every other person on the site
  • Tends to mother some of the others a bit - particularly Jim, after she witnessed him take an especially nasty fall one time (he, as always, laughed it off, but still)
  • Keeps her hair in a plait because it's ridiculously long if not. Like, down to her ass kind of long.
  • Trained in mixed martial arts as a teen - do NOT get on her bad side
  • every girl in this entire campsite is so fucking cute and i am SO mad about it
• Helen King
  • 18
  • 5'8
  • 159lbs
  • Pan, GNC
  • English (Yorkie)
  • BIG BUFF very strong very good will lift anything and everything available
  • Wears like 20 hair clips because they don't want even ONE strand of hair in their face it annoys them to no end
  • Will steal ur cans of peaches when ur not looking. Tinned peaches are SO GOOD
  • BIG BEST FRIENDS with Clyde. In that way where u just call each other gay and send each other insults into the small hours of the night
  • Enjoys playfighting maybe just,, slightly too much. Will fight u.
  • i don't have adhd adhd's got me (that makes literally 0 sense)
• Clyde Wilkes
  • 18
  • 5'6
  • 136lbs
  • Gay, trans
  • Portuguese English (Yorkie)
  • Very very shy please don't talk to him he'd really rather not
  • Sweater.......... comfy. Sweater comfy and warm. Mmmmm cosie.
  • Has been lowkey teaching Helen Portuguese - they aren't great at it, but he knows they're trying, and it makes him happy when they point at a random object, yell the Portuguese word for it, and gives him this big ol grin
  • For someone so shy he sure does have his music up real loud huh !!!!!
  • Enjoys tennis. Will ONLY play with Helen because that's the only time he feels comfortable enough to not bind (DON'T BIND WHEN U PLAY SPORTS KIDS!! IT'S NOT SAFE) but he is real good at it
  • Get OUT of my room I'm writing SOFT DOMESTIC OC FIC
• Frank Hewlett
  • 20
  • 6'4
  • 138lbs
  • Bi, cis
  • English (Yorkie)
  • Right. Ok. SO. Technically. Technically. He's a Z-word. BUT. Get this. He's also anaemic. And apparently, the infection doesn't... spread quite enough for it to take full effect due to the lack of red blood cells to infect. Sooo... he's. Kind of dead. But he's still coherent and not, like, rotting.
  • Oh, also? He's a vegetarian. Always has been. Did I mention that?
  • Extremely clumsy. Comes with being That Lanky I guess!!!
  • Very gentle and nervous. It's REAL not fun trying Very Hard to introduce yourself when you have social anxiety and also look like a zombie
  • His favourite jacket is COVERED in bloodstains but he absolutely CANNOT part with it so everyone ended up just getting used to him wearing a jacket covered in blood all the time
  • Would you... [nervous fingers emojis] let me play video games with you....... [pleading emoji] i lost all of my own ones.............
• Alfie Miller
  • 20
  • 5'10
  • 158lbs
  • Gay, cis
  • English (Yorkie)
  • Presumed dead, but was actually adopted by a biker gang who narrowly saved him from getting bitten. He's gotten... quite a few piercings since.
  • Looks like way more of a nerd than he is. Yes he has big round glasses and exclusively wears button-ups and sweaters but he's a REBEL at heart
  • Talented pianist! Shame he doesn't exactly have anything to practise on anymore.
  • Decent actor as well!! But not, like, in the Insufferable Theatre Kid kind of way.
  • Has THE fluffiest hair you have EVER seen and he really loves having it petted so by all means please tuch
  • Misses Jack.
• Craig Dunn
  • 39
  • 6'1
  • 180lbs
  • Straight, cis
  • English (Yorkie)
  • Dropped out of a medical degree but knows just enough to act as an impromptu medic on the campsite
  • THE dad. Your 'dad friends' have nothing on him he IS your father
  • Was in a band as a teenager and was like, a HARDCORE punk. No you CANNOT see the photos but he CAN play smn on his guitar for u
  • There's a joke on-site that he's actually like, immortal or a vampire or something bc GOD he's done So Much stuff there's no way he's not even 40 yet
  • Practically Invented the phrase 'Take no shit but do no harm'
  • He's... actually very very soft. But in that stupid repressed-middle-aged-man kind of way where you don't really realise it until you're in some sort of trouble
• Martha Adams
  • 42
  • 5'11
  • 153lbs
  • Lesbian, cis
  • Nigerian English (Yorkie)
  • The mother figure to match Craig's father figure. Not in a straight way tho
  • Literally the safest feeling human being to be around I don't even think it's Possible for something bad to happen when you're around her
  • Keeps a garden patch on-site and uses that as excuse as to why she's always carrying around a massive shovel but it's really for protection in case a Z-word breaks in (but she doesn't want to worry anyone by saying so)
  • Loves hiking. Doesn't do it much now for,, obvious reasons, but does still enjoy walking around the forest next door.
  • Is in the process of looking for her wife. She knows she's not dead.
  • WILL hug you and you WILL NOT protest bc the second she does you'll feel like nothing bad has ever happened
• David (Dave) Egmont
  • 34
  • 6'2
  • 147lbs
  • Straight, cis
  • English (Yorkie)
  • Local radio host who insists on always going by his full name no matter what. You CANNOT just call him Dave.
  • Super emotional and prone to crying at just like. Any given moment. Usually about his dead wife tho
  • Absolutely Cannot Sing but that won't stop him babey!!!!!! ... Sarah might though.
  • Looks... oddly like John Mulaney but like, if he didn't shave or cut his hair for months.
  • Fancies himself a bit of a comedian but lbr it's Exclusively dad jokes
  • Mama Cass's rendition of Dream A Little Dream Of Me is very very special to him and he plays it on his station a lot (he can get away with just playing whatever he wants since the outbreak lbf) but he Does cry at least a little bit every time he does. It's ok tho his mic's off air it's fine it's cool
• Sarah Lynn
  • 27
  • 6'0
  • 142lbs
  • Bi, GNC
  • Kenyan English (Londoner)
  • Dave's cool fun co-host/assistant. I am in love with her and so is everyone else
  • Always ready with a comfort plan if Dave gets emotional bc she lovs him (in, like, the friend way)
  • EXTREMELY resourceful. Can make something useful out of literally any junk you throw at her.
  • Skates literally everywhere. If it's not practical to wear skates she's wearing heelies and you can't stop her
  • Her entire home is So Extremely Comfy it's just all comfy armchairs and thick cosy blankets
  • Loves cats. So so much... has Eight. She had two before the Z-word outbreak.