Why would you trust a surgeon who describes his job as "a specialised interest in organs"? Hell, why would you trust a surgeon who only goes by "Doctor"? What even is "cosmetic organ rearrangement surgery"?!? I wouldn't do that if I were you. Oh well, your loss, I suppose. Him and his Nurse aren't going to turn you away for anything.

• "Doctor"
  • 34
  • 6'6
  • 316lbs
  • Whatever lol
  • English ( Veeeery slight Yorkie, mostly covered up by a London accent developed over time)
  • God he's SO FUCKING BIG like JESUS CHRIST it's TERRIFYING
  • Very very polite and pleasant. Makes it even more of a shock when he Literally Murders You
  • Has two Very Large and Very Boisterous samoyeds and he adores them
  • You... you look like you have very... clean and well-maintained organs....... could I..... have a look.........? Please?
  • Keeps a very impressive collection of knives in the surgery. Funny thing, though - most of them aren't actually medical...
  • Quite the chef at home too!! Very good at preparing meat. :)
• "Nurse"
  • 27
  • 5'2
  • 144lbs
  • Gay, NB
  • English (Londoner)
  • They're. Um. Very Interested in Doctor. The second they realised he's a Literal Fucking Maniac they were like. "Oh. Fuck. That's... that's kinda hot."
  • As you can imagine, they... are quite the masochist.
  • Wears exclusively pink and you can NOT stop them
  • Rollerskates everywhere but just like, kind of glides along. If you only see their top half it looks funy
  • Being very small, with very big, sparkly eyes, and a lil tooth gap when they grin, and big fluffy hair, they actually come off pretty cute! Too bad they have, like, the WORST evil giggle syndrome.
  • Constantly injured in some way or another. There's a notch missing from their ear, and they usually have a black eye or some kind of cut on their face. Hm. Wonder why.