Four dudes living together and pretending that supernatural stuff isn't happening to them on a constant basis. It's fine. Everything's fine!

• Alexander (Alex) Harris
  • 23
  • 5'11
  • 183lbs
  • 'Lowkey' bi but he's only ever been with girls and honestly hasn't realised yet, cis
  • English (Londoner)
  • Goes to the local uni and is studying programming!
  • Tries to be friendly but he's... very sarcastic. It's just jokes though!!
  • One of those people who laughs like an Actual Maniac
  • Likes animals a suspicious amount (A.K.A. was absolutely a furry as a teen)and is also an avid artist! (A.K.A. got taught how to draw furries as a teen and then just kept drawing)
  • Is honestly completely unphased by all the weird shit that keeps happening by this point. Like a fast food employee
  • Men Get Pegged
• Charlie Castell
  • 21
  • 5'9
  • 150lbs
  • Raging Pan, cis
  • English (Londoner)
  • Also goes to the local uni (somehow) and is studying Performing Arts (yes he's a theater kid. pensive)
  • Has dumbass disease. Also has, just, mega ADHD
  • Honestly just finds most of the Weird Stuff to be a bit of a laugh ngl
  • Trying very hard to be a vegetarian but hhghfhghhg... nuggies
  • Has a bobble hat that looks like a duck that he insists on wearing literally everywhere
  • Doesn't really have any friends outside of the household and yet is Constantly out at some party or another
• Max Atterbury
  • 23
  • 6'3
  • 237lbs
  • Het, Ace, cis
  • English (Mancunian)
  • Works between the kitchen and front of house in a local restaurant. The others frequent it to annoy him >:3c
  • Owns a very impressive collection of horror novels, graphic novels, games, movies, just. Anything branded as a horror.
  • Is autistic, his biggest special interest being ( YOU GUESSED IT!!! ) horror stuff
  • Very Very Big. Gives fantastic hugs and WILL escort you home if it's dark out or protect you if there's a cryptid about to attack
  • Is weirdly defensive about being Mancunian but that doesn't stop him constantly dropping slang that literally nobody around him understands
  • Has a poliosis patch and used to try dyeing it out but honestly gave up
• Thomas (Tom) Mandel
  • 22
  • 6'2
  • 140lbs
  • Literally whatever. Who cares
  • English (Londoner)
  • NEET. Literally just mooching off of inheritance money from his grandparents and from his parents who still spoil him
  • Owns like an entire library worth of books and hogs the attic to keep them in
  • Practically never leaves his room and doesn't speak to anyone when he does. Grumpy Man
  • Has pop-out rollerskates and uses them constantly if only to be fast enough to avoid people
  • Hates getting his hair cut and avoids it At All Costs
  • Enters a hibernation state in winter and there's nothing anyone can do about it
• Zoe McConnell
  • 22
  • 5'6
  • 142lbs
  • Bi, GNC
  • Irish
  • Is autistic and hates people acting surprised when she points it out -- of course she doesn't 'look' autistic nobody 'looks' autistic
  • Smarter than all four of the Boyz™ put together
  • Dating Alex and is even more sarcastic than him, but in, like, a Much Less Friendly way
  • Working through a criminology degree. Max is Very Very Interested and she constantly infodumps about it for him
  • Literally Everyone is afraid of her because she's genuinely intimidating despite likely being shorter than any given person around her
  • MEN GET PEGGED
• Samantha (Sam) Jarvis
  • 24
  • 6'0
  • 230lbs
  • Big Lesbian, trans
  • English (Londoner)
  • Possibly the sweetest human being you could ever meet? She's just. Lovely
  • Inexplicably amazing at making any kind of hot drink you could ask for
  • Is, unsurprisingly, a barista in a cute little independent cafe
  • Super into podcasts that specialise in random trivia of any given topic; wouldn't be seen dead without earphones of some kind
  • Can And Will Suplex You. But like it'll proly start out as a hug tho
  • 95% of her belongings are teal blue. Like a collection but it was completely unintentional
• Beatrice (Bee) Fairgate
  • 23
  • 5'5
  • 126lbs
  • Pan, kind of a woman, and like, a really hot one, but, like, a really hot woman who only goes by he/him and occasionally "feral little rat man". Says genderqueer to make it easier
  • English (Londoner)
  • Do NOT call him Beatrice if you value your life
  • Never truly moved on from his scene phase and one look at his wardrobe proves it
  • Dyes his hair a new colour every other week
  • Not in a relationship with Tom, but like, kind of? He's known him since they were both teens and Tom's extra grouchy around him but also a little. Intimidated. Bea constantly teases him
  • If an item of clothing wears out he just puts a new patch on it. He owns So Many free fabric samples
  • Is an avid swimmer and gets tetchy if he can't go to a pool for a while
• Alfie Atterbury
  • 20
  • 5'8
  • 192lbs
  • Bi, cis
  • Mancunian (English)
  • Max's little brother. Also autistic, and looks almost exactly like Max, only a little less bulky
  • Slept with Charlie one time. Was Very Very Smug about it. (So was Charlie until Max found out)
  • His main special interest is custom lego constructions. His room is just Full of like. Entire fully furnished lego apartment buildings
  • FAR too cocky for his own good and tends to run his mouth a bit too often
  • Has more poliosis patches than Max, several streaks all over his head, but he thinks it looks cool so he doesn't actually care
  • May have been and may or may not still be a bit of a weeb. But ssh don't tell anyone (Everyone Is Already Aware)