• What do you think of me, iTunes?
• Will I have a happy life?
• What do my friends really think of me?
• Do people secretly lust after me?
• What does [insert significant other] think of me?
• How can I make myself happy?
• What should I do with my life?
• Why must life be so full of pain?
• Will I ever have children?
• Will I die happy?
• Can you give me some good advice?
• What is happiness?

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