- Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now? Tyler Durden: No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.[Lou hits Tyler again] Tyler Durden: Still not getting it.[Lou hits Tyler a few more times] Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it. Shit, I lost it. [Lou continues to beat up Tyler]
- Tyler Durden: Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
- Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
- Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Narrator: So you can breath. Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows. Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.
- Narrator: First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?
- Tyler Durden: Where'd you go, psycho boy? Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.
- Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
- Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
- Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.
- Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one. Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? Narrator: You wouldn't believe. Business woman on plane: Which car company do you work for? Narrator: A major one.
- Tyler Durden: You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
- Narrator: If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
- Narrator: [while brutally beating Angel Face] I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
- Narrator:
I am Jack's colon. Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack.
- Narrator: Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.
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