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• Jerk off 400 times

• Habit n' Evan from EMH
• Mike Wheeler from The Wheat
• Tord from Eddsworld
• Karl from Law of Talos
• the Postal Dude

Obligatory Homestuck corner:

• Cronus Ampora
• Dave Strider
• Vriska Serket

Note: I'm the first true example of a male being a Vriska.