listography: relationships (you shouldn't be having sex if...)

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"Suddenly I see
this is what I want to be
Suddenly I see
why the hell it means so much to me."
-KT Tunstall

Maddi

...you still live with your parents and are too embarrassed to tell them.
...you have to have a friend buy your condoms/pregnancy test for you.
...you don't believe in condom use or safe sex.
...you're not comfortable talking about sex to your closest friends/lover.
...you have to have your parents call the gyno/planned parenthood.
...you think you can pee a baby.
...you don't know the difference between HIV and AIDS.
...you think AIDS is only prevalent among homosexuals/drug addicts.
...you don't really want it, ie you're only doing it because you're lover wants to.
...you aren't in love with your lover. (This is a personal preference, many may not agree with me on that one)
...you aren't comfortable with your penis/vagina.
...you aren't comfortable when your lover sees you naked.
...your lover isn't comfortable seeing you naked.
...you aren't comfortable saying the following words:
- Penis
- Vagina
- Sex
- Orgasm
- Ejaculation
- Erection
- Testicles
- Oral/anal
- Lube/lubricant
- Vibrator
- Masturbate
...you aren't aware of circumcision.
...you have no idea what the previous sentence means.
...you're embarrassed admitting you masturbate.
...you think a douche is an individual who has shown him/herself to be very brainless in one way or another.
...you refill your birth control the day before you run out.
...you ask your children to pick up your birth control refill.
...you don't know how to put on a condom.
...having sex with your lover will turn you into a vampire.

feb 18 2009 ∞
mar 25 2009 +