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- "How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you?". (Niall/Zayn).
- "Why didn't anyone tell me he was eighteen?". (Louis/Harry).
- "So we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name". (Louis/Eleanor).
- "My boyfriend's little sister wanted to play hide and seek. He told her to go hide. We went to the room and had sex. She was hiding under the bed". (Harry/Louis).
- "I am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on LSD on Youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered and there is Lady Gaga playing. God has forgetten about me". (Niall/Zayn).
- "About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore". (Niall/Zayn, Liam/Zayn).
- "I told you penises don't tan". (Louis/Harry).
- "He urdandictionaryed tease on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?". "You slept in the bed with him with your top off and just made out with him". (Zayn/Louis, Louis/Harry).
- "Yeah, it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say oh, the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago ". (Niall/Zayn, Niall/Liam).
- "It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it". (Liam/Zayn).
nov 28 2012 ∞
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