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  • She's amazing! She makes the women I dream about look like short, fat, bald men! (Chandler, 1x06)
  • The forbidden love of a man and his door (Ross, 1x11)
  • Look, Ross, I have three words for you: threesome (Joey, 2x08)
  • Sweet mother of all that is good and pure (Chandler, 2x15)
  • You should go outside and be with the threedimensional people (Phoebe, 2x15)
  • "Monica, relax, go get a beer". "I don't want a beer". "Who said it was for you?". (Joey, 2x21).
  • It's such a shame you can't see which finger I'm holding up. (Phoebe, 2x23).
  • Listen, you are one of my favourite people and the most beautiful woman I’ve ever known in real life (Chandler, 3x06).
  • "My marriage, I think my marriage is um, is kinda over". "Why?". "‘Cause Carol’s a lesbian. And I’m not one" (Ross, 3x06).
  • Every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies (Phoebe, 3x08).
  • I hated that guy. And it didn’t matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my dad (Chandler, 3x08).
  • "Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl, Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me". "Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon". "Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story, y'know". (Chandler e Joey, 3x11).
  • Don't do anything. Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings! Don't cry out loud. (Chandler, 3x12).
  • You are such a mistery to me. (Chandler a Joey, 3x12).
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