Quotes that make me smile:

• When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not - Mark Twain
• I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny
• We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it. - Roald Dahl
• What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? - Woody Allen
• (Mr. Long and Ms. Dolores-- ballet teachers, senior citizens, and married...) // Mr. Long: You wanna to do the step like its a nice fillet mignon // D.Lo: We, don't eat steaks, L, we eat fruits and veggies. // Mr. Long: Yea, well just cuz i can't have it doesn't mean i can't talk about it...like sex!
• "God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Ray Charles is God."-- Anonymous graffiti, seen here