- “Although ignorance is bliss, you can never satisfy the internet.”
- “I need ear bleach, no, brain bleach.”
- "’Well, I did grow quite a bit.’ he admitted uncomfortably, secretely wishing to defenestrate himself.”
- “He tries to swim, but because he's an idiot he never learnt how to swim.”
- “Ovid, the most heterosexual of the classic love poets,”
- “you can’t spell ‘disconnected from reality’ without ‘disco.’”
- “The rollicking overture is one of the best known orchestral showpieces in the West and known for being a nightmare for bassists”
- “It made me wish I had evolved ear-lids to make the sound stop at will.”
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