WEEELL eric cartman's a bitch he's a big fat bitch, he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, he's a bitch to all the boys and girls! On Monday he's a bitch, on Tuesday he's a bitch, on Wensday though Saturday he's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different he's a super King Kamehameha beeyotch! Have you ever met eric cartman cause he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he's a mean old bitch and he's really fucking fat he's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch he's a stupid bitch! cartman is a bitch and he's just a dirty bitch! Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this (Asian) (French) (Dutch) (African) Have you ever met eric certman cause he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he's a mean old bitch and hes really fucking fat, he's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, he's stupid bitch Cartman is a bitch and he's just a dirty bitch!
(Tempo slows and music turns into jazzy "finale" mode)
I really mean it (Tempo slows and music turns into jazzy "finale" mode)
Eric cartman . . . (horns swell)
he's a big fat fucking bitch! (orchestra swells at "finale" of song)
A big ol' fat fuckin' bitch, right now . . . . cheaa! ("jazz hands" motions with hands)