- i was tall and lanky and no matter how many times squip told me to stand up straight, i slouched, i had wavy almost curly dark brown hair and a LOT of freckles and acne. i grew a short beard in my late 20s. i had ice blue eyes and i bit my nails a lot
- Michael and i were both cis!!
- Uh i was bi and michael was gay
- Christine and i dated for like a few weeks and i discovered i thought of her more as a bff
- michael asked me out in the middle of playing video games one day
- before we dated i dared michael to mix mtn dew with doritos and i said “do it no balls” and he said “i have balls jeremy ill prove it” and eithout thinking he took his boxers off and i just stared in shock and i didnt know what to do at the moment so i just ran out of the room and i had to sit and process what just happened and thats the story of the first time i saw michaels penis
- michael had adhd and flapped his hands and got super excited about shit and he became rlly close with christine bc they could relate to each other and it made me super happy to see them get along
- michael liked taking things apart and putting them back together but he was often bad at it and wound up completely breaking whatever he was fiddling with
- he did it to our microwave, dm if you want me to explain The Microwave Story
- we once Did It in a jakes bathtub while we were drunk at one of his parties
- i walked in the living room once and michael had his shirt off and was on the couch and he said something kinda flirty and i thought it was so attractive i just started crying on the spot
- squip tried to tell me to pressure michael into having sex more often but i just didnt listen lmao,, hes a bitch
- chloe was a BITCH lmao
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