Some choice extracts from some of my fanfiction's after they've been put through a couple of layers of google translate. Once again, presented without context.

• "Are you my new mobile friend?"
• "Well, I was ... murdered"
• ... well, yeah, that idiot is pretty fucking.
• He was successfully rejected.
• Dirty dirty looks, but I want to wash.
• He laughed, I'll love Johnny at first glance.

The wrong name collection

Every time a name is butchered, it goes here. Split into the person and the ways Google translate spits back their name.

• Scorpion/Hanzo Hasashi + The Shirai Ryu
  • han
  • Shiraiya
  • White Dragon
• Sub-Zero/Tundra/Kuai Liang + The Lin Kuei
  • Kwai
  • Hayashimegumi (I THINK this was meant to be the Lin Kuei)
• Cassie Cage
  • Cathy
• Kung Lao
  • Kang Rao
  • Kun Rao
  • Kunrao