- Self High Five!
- What's the name of the guy who invented Gravity? ... Apples
- Let's just go on Quotev and forget our problems.
- I Had an OkCupid Account. And then dignity hit me!
- Oh Shit, I should have used a condom! Do we even have them in Jedi Land?
- "And here's my animal!" "What the fuck is it?"
- There's no fanfic about Dragonball! There's 20 Death Note and 40 Fullmetal Alchemist, but god forbid Goku and Vegeta get it on!
- Oh there must be a glitch cause they said Sub-Zero won and not Dark-Kahn.
- Stop dropping it you piece of shit me!
- I just got stabbed in the heart like he got stabbed in the head.
- I keep waiting for this to turn into yaoi.
- It's like Tumblr got a book
- I don't like Jesus as a character
- Oh, Hey not Cheryl!
- Who is this Jimmy? He sounds like a fucking saint!
- "Do you need anything?" "Sympathy!"
- "He's still on there after all these years..." "I Don't know I hope not!" "Still there, Yiffing around!"
- Is this real or anime?
- You know, we could both throw stuff at her and she wouldn't know who did it.
- The only thing worse than entering someone's room uninvited is cutting in queue.
- I fuckin' love sandwich's! It's like bread but there's something in between!
- "The Assasinator of John Lennon..." "Is that a word?" "Well there's a word for people who assassinate people!" "Assassins?"
- I'm dead! I'm dead and I'm dying even more!
- I'm glad your okay with me licking my cat!
- Sweet uke? Fuck you I'm not sweet!
- Her name is not English Language.
- Oh shit! Are those spoilers for a series I don't even watch?
- "You know that moment when you realise Terk from Tarzan is a girl?" "WHAT?!?"
- This is the worst forever.
- On one hand I want to complete this game just for bragging rights, but on the other hand who am I going to brag to?
- I AM THE MASTER OF BARBIE EXPLORER!
- This has gotta be made by Satan. Or someone in association with Satan. Satan owed someone a favour and they went please make this fucking game.
- I defeated the boss. All I had to do was jump over it.
- This is already looking like something I'm not gonna like.
- Why is there a timer? What is being timed?
- The Play Testers did not make it this far. I have beat the Play Testers. If I beat this game I'm gonna put it on my CV.
- This is the perfect game to get deep to.
- Don't be sad because you put your everything into a game that gives you nothing in the end.
- "Can I shoot this Dinosaur?" "I think it's a stegosaurus." "Gimme a minute and it'll be a deadosaurus!"
- At Level 3 I am virtually unstoppable!
- I kinda feel my soul dying as I'm playing this game.
- What is that? That sounds like something that's trying to hurt me.
- This better be a real treasure and not some love yourself bullshit!
- Oh look, It's a shiny dragon with amnesia!
- COME ON SUE, I HAVE FOUR CHILDREN!
- "Is he using a staff?" "It's a staff with a pointy thing on the end." "... So a Spear?"
- The only supreme you are is a chicken supreme!
may 8 2016 ∞
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