- Telling an attractive girl "I have to go, you're really hot"
- I'm at work, Turn around and Quan-Chi is there... He then proceeds to hit on me. (My main concern was getting him to stop because he was smooth af and not that he was in my workplace)
- Someone broke into my flat, my PS4 and PS3 have been stolen and replaced with two 'limited edition FIFA PS3's' (The Horror), I fly into panic, run to my room and find out my Ipad has also been stolen. I'm Panicing and rocking back and forth repeating "This can't be happening" while my flatmate is like "Well this is mildly concerning". Suddenly the guy who broke in is walking down the stairs and we give chase, with golf clubs suddenly in hand, Flatmate manages to get him down and ties his hands behind his back with some headphones, he tries to make a deal with us that if we let him go he'll give some of our stuff back so I hit him with the golf club.
may 9 2016 ∞
may 29 2016 +