- My aunt Chelsey owned a sex shop. I went with my family to go see it, and for some reason it also had practical joke supplies. So I was wandering around when suddenly I realized 'i have to go pee' so i headed for the bathroom, which to get there I had to go over this weird course.
- I was in a masquerade party dancing with a tutu-clad fork. I didn't really want to dance with the fork, I was just doing it to make Paavi jealous, which was failing epically because he was ogling a knife that was shimmying seductively to the music. Finally I got irritated and stormed away from the fork, only to trip over my dress (it was long frilly, pink, and had a huge skirt) and was flying toward the floor, but luckily the Goblin King caught me before I fell. I forgot all about Paavi pretty soon, because Jaret kissed me. Then we were on a black silk bed and we *blushed* did it.
- I was leaving my room, and in the living room I saw Tuomas Holopainen (Nightwish) sitting on the couch. I was like "oh, hi" and proceeded to babble at him for a while. Then I decided to leave the house, and I was like "bye" and then I headed for the door, but I decided to ask him for a hug and he gave me a hug.
- I was watching a musical (or that is what it looked like) and in this musical orcs and gorillas were dancing together, and two of them were singing about tomatoes and krazy glue. It was pretty horrible, and I was falling asleep in my chair, when suddenly a van drove onstage and out popped Tuomas, who wanted how to get to Hogwarts. Dumbledore came out of nowhere at this time and said in a very solemn tone, "go to the spare oom and through the war drobe. While this was going on, I was trying to get up and to the stage to get Tuomas autograph, but I realized I was chained to my chair, and out of nowhere appears my 2nd grade teacher, Mrs. Chrithfield who tells me that I better not leave my chair because this is my punishment for losing her magical bathtub. For some reason I didn;t try to get up again, but I yelled Tuomas' name to get his attention, but her ignored me and then my teacher smacked me over the head with a ruler.
- I had one last night. I was dancing with Tuomas Holopainen and Ville Valo at some underground club, then suddenly the floor collapsed underneath me! I fell into some 'shroomed out world and I was being chased by french toast with legs that kept screaming "You ate the soap!" I ran and I ran, but finally it caught up and spquished me... Then I was back at the disco, dancing with Tuomas and Ville again.
- I had a dream I was marrying Travis! And the man officiating was like 90 and was wearing a leopard print thong! HE WAS LEERING AT MY BOOBS WHICH WEREN'T COVERED!
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