• "Something of vengeance I had tasted for the first time; as aromatic wine it seemed, on swallowing, warm and racy: its after-flavor, metallic and corroding, gave me a sensation as if I had been poisoned."

-Charlotte Bronte

• "The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing."

-Albert Einstein

• "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the bull to not attack you because you are a vegetarian."

-Dennis Wholey

• "The flapping of a single butterfly's wing today produces a tiny change in the state of the atmosphere. Over a period of time, what the atmosphere actually does diverges from what it would have done. So, in a month's time, a tornado that would have devastated the Indonesian coast doesn't happen. Or maybe one that wasn't going to happen, does."

-The Chaos Theory

• "During times of war, Hate becomes quite respectable, even though it has to masquerade under the guise of Patriotism."

-Howard Thurman

• "Where love rules, there is no will to power; and where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other."

-Carl Jung

• "No one can hurt me without my permission"

- Ghandi

• "A casual stroll through the asylum shows that faith does not prove anything"

- Friedrich Nietzsche

• "Rub-a-dub-dub

Three men in a tub And that's on a slow night" - A sign in a San Francisco bath house

• "I should give a shit but I don't give a fuck!"

- GWAR, putting it quite aptly in "Salamanizer"

• "Clark Gable's ears make him look like a taxicab with the doors open"

- Howard Hughes

• "The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him"

- Russell Baker

• "Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards"

- R.A. Dickinson

• "Love is a grave mental disease"

- Plato

• "Sex is nobody's business except the three people invovled"

- Unknown

• "Reality is a crutch for people who can't deal with drugs"

- Lily Tromlin

• "The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition"

- Nick Seitz

• "Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marrige"

- Dr. Karl Bowman