- I chew at least 4 pieces of gum everyday.
- I chew in Science, Social Studies, and Algebra.
- I never chew in Art or Language Arts because the teachers hand out referrals.
- I have never ever gotten caught with gum and I chew it every day!!
- I am the gum chewing champion!
- I can read out loud to the class while chewing gum!!
- I can yawn while chewing gum!!
- I can ask questions while chewing gum!
- And I never get caught!
- I'm amazing!!
- I hope none of my teachers read this
feb 20 2009 ∞
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