• I chew at least 4 pieces of gum everyday.
  • I chew in Science, Social Studies, and Algebra.
  • I never chew in Art or Language Arts because the teachers hand out referrals.
  • I have never ever gotten caught with gum and I chew it every day!!
  • I am the gum chewing champion!
  • I can read out loud to the class while chewing gum!!
  • I can yawn while chewing gum!!
  • I can ask questions while chewing gum!
  • And I never get caught!
  • I'm amazing!!
  • I hope none of my teachers read this
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