• God is like Bayer Aspirin... he works miracles.
  • God is like A Ford... he's got a better idea.
  • God is like Coke... he's the real thing.
  • God is like Hallmark Cards... he cares enough to send his very best.
  • God is like Tide... he gets the stains out that others leave behind.
  • God is like General Electric... he brings good things to life.
  • God is like Sears... he has everything.
  • God is like Alka Seltzer... try him.... you'll like him.
  • God is like scotch tape... you can't see him but you know he's there.
  • God is like Delta... he's ready when you are.
  • God is like Allstate... you're in good hands when you're with him.
  • God is like VO-5 Hairspray... he holds through all kinds of weather.
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