- Travis: "Laurie, I didn't know what to get u so here's $46. Laurie: This feels like 43. #CougarTown
- I was getting that tattoo removed on my upper left drumstick #LaurieCougarTown
- All this is mine by the way. As far as the eye can see. none of this was here when I came started. It used to be over there but I had it moved. - BadTeacher
- Alan: That was my dad (on the phone). I'm a stay-at-home son
- I'm not ur friend anymore! Alan: Are you serious? Even in America?!
- Alan: I wish monkeys could skype
- Alan: 'k' as in knife
- do u know where we're going, Alan? Alan: You have to address me as captain.
- The teacher confiscated a rubber-band pistol in algebra class; it was a weapon of Maths disruption
- No matter how much u push the envelope it will still be stationery
- the fattest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi
- It's textbook! Yeah from the worlds weirdest textbook.
- That's bonkers!
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