- Jess: "I haven't talked to him since he cheated on me with that ho. Actually that's not fair... she might be a really nice ho."
- Jess: "How's um..." Spencer: "Michelle." Jess: "Oh, Michelle. Fancy name. Like a mermaid."
- Jess: " I'm gonna write down a figure and this is as high as I'll go." Shopkeeper: "You drew a smiley face." Jess: "I'm a teacher, do it for the kids!"
- Schmidt: "You really think I'm top dog? You think I'm head-baller, shot-caller?"
- CC: " Your hand is on my leg." Schmidt: "Your hand is on my leg." CC: "No, it really isn't." Schmidt: "Classic he-said-she-said."
- Schmidt: "So you recognise, represent whaaat."
- Jess: "Can you believe I found these on the street? Who would wanna throw these away?!" Schmidt: "A blind man...who suddenly recovered his sight! Throw those away!"
- Schmidt: "It's like you're ripping the side block outa my mental jenga!"
- Freeze frame! (when my legs are in the air like that)
jul 8 2012 ∞
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